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Company Gift Time Again?
realratso asks: "So it's that time of year again... the holidays. Time to choose the 'company gift' for everyone in our small programming company. We've done all the stuff with the company logo- sweatshirts, t-shirts, travel bags, glasses, mugs, etc. It all seems so boring. Is there any gift which you have received at your workplace that was super-cool, not gender specific, and relatively inexpensive? Something that was really usable and worthwhile that you appreciated, but might not buy for yourself? Maybe a new techno-gadget? (and no, 'just money' is not a valid answer)"
Everyone needs condoms.
Even if you think you don't need condoms, you do.
You can fit a gallon of water in one - great if you're planning on going on a desert trip.
They don't break too easily if you don't put too much water in 'em, so they make nice re-usable water balloons.
You can cut 'em down the side and use them as lallies.
If smuggling's your thing, youc an always pack them with coke and swallow them!
blow a french tickler up a little bit and it looks like a mouse. Give it to your cat as a toy.
I tell ya, condoms are nature's duct tape!