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Face Transplants On The Way
kwertii writes "A British surgeon claims face transplants are just a few months off. The procedure "could involve a patient being given new lips, chin, ears, nose, skin and bone from a recently deceased person." The problem? Surveys indicate that very few people are willing to donate their face. Would you?"
If you look at the picture of Dr. Butler, you realize why he's working on this technique.
Did you know you can fertilize your lawn with used motor oil?
"What?"
"Nothing... just a deja vu."
"What exactly did you see?"
"Uh... an article was posted, then the exact same article was posted again."
"Are you sure it was the same article?"
"Pretty sure, yeah. What's wrong?"
"A deja vu is a glitch in Slashdot. It happens when they change something..."
If Jesus wants me it knows where to find me.
Sure, the dead have no more use for a face than a liver. If you want my face, your desperation would no doubt elicit my sympathy (except that I'd be preoccupied with the whole being dead business).
Helium balloons want to be free.
You kidding? When I go, I'd be happy to donate for free!
I mean, come on... everyone should have the opportunity to look as good as me.
Oy vey. I read that as "face striping" and started postulating redundant arrays of inexpensive faces.
"I'm not a hypocrite - my face is simply configured for RAIF 1".
"Are you being weird, or sarcastic?" said Emma. I said I didn't know because I get the two feelings mixed up.
The repeat is here while the original is STILL in the front page! At this rate, the duplicates will soon be posted before the originals.
Face auctions on e-bay
(shudders)