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Sega Master System is Reborn

Nick of NSTime writes "Various sources are reporting that a Brazilian company is releasing a new version of the venerable Sega Master System, dubbed the Sega Master System III. The case is a radical departure from the old SMS and SMS II. The thing to get excited about: it will include 74 games built-in. The translated page can be found here."

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  1. Hmmm by cbcbcb · · Score: 5, Funny
    It has the powerful processor of 8 bits, capable to generate images with highest definition and resolution of 64 different colors.

    I wonder if they might be overselling it?

    1. Re:Hmmm by evilviper · · Score: 5, Funny
      Somehow, I don't think they intentionally worded it in such a way that the google translator would exaggerate it. Check out the games list:

      Hang On

      It pilots a motion poisoned in a emotive dispute. Its motion is FEARLESS 4, it was projected you to take off everything of it: maximum power, principle speed and a spectacular capacity of maneuver! It breathes deep and it holds firm the handlebar of its motion!


      There's nothing quite like piloting a motion poisoned in a emotive dispute! I guess that console would have to have such a powerful processor of 8 bits to do that.
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  2. But by D4M4DH477X0R · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ahh, but does it run Linux? :-)

  3. The game descriptions are hilariously translated by Anik315 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Great Volleyball

    This is a game repleto of intelligent booties, simply mortal estonteantes and cut attacks.

    Uuuh right...

  4. Linux? by quigleymd · · Score: 5, Funny

    No. But most certainly it will run netbsd...