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Review: Solaris

Solaris was one of several movies to hit the theaters this Thanksgiving weekend, and it won't be the most successful. The 1961 sci-fi novel has also been the source material for a 1972 film. There are numerous reviews - far more for Solaris than Die Another Day, suggesting that the critics were hopeful (Salon, NY Times), or maybe just tired of Bond, James Bond. I saw DAD as well this weekend, and my capsule review is simple: it sucked, the Bond franchise has definitely jumped the shark (two words: invisible car). But Solaris is worth a few more words.

Lem's novel is a really good work of sci-fi, not light reading but worth the effort to comprehend. The new Solaris movie is only 90-odd minutes long, and at that it's too long.

Comparisons will be made to 2001 and Apocalypse Now, two other slow-moving, philosophical movies. The problem is that both of those movies actually had interesting things to say, and managed to keep the viewer's attention despite being slow-paced. Solaris is simply slow. Long sections of the movie have no dialog and no background sounds whatsoever. When there is background music, it lacks the classical majesty of 2001 and is actually a bit annoying. These flaws might be forgivable if we were truly interested in the plot, but we aren't: it's a trivial love story, told many times before. (Most of the interesting parts of Lem's book have been sliced away to leave only the love tale, and the sci-fi twist is not enough to save it, IMHO.) I found myself nodding off during parts of the movie.

A couple of the reviews I read didn't quite grasp what was going on, especially the end. I found it quite clear and straightforward: the movie gives you plenty of clues so there shouldn't be any doubt left in your mind when the credits roll. Admittedly I approached the film with substantial knowledge about the book, but... it should have been clear to anyone.

Overall: it's pretty. The effects are well-done, at least you aren't short-changed there. As far as sci-fi movies go, it isn't bad - there have been so many worse sci-fi movies that I'll take whatever I can get. And at least they had the decency to make it short; if this movie were 2.5 hours long instead of 1.5, it would be intolerable. I'd recommend it to sci-fi fans. I'm not sure I'd recommend it for non-fans, however; if you want a love story, go see Ghost or something.

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  1. _My_ Review... by jdreed1024 · · Score: 5, Funny
    With apologies to David Spade and his Hollywood Minute bits back in the good old days of SNL:

    "Well, let's see... Doctor arrives at space station orbiting planet. Strange things have happened there. People have died. Doctor finds that his once dead wife is now very much alive on this space station. Where have I heard this before? Ah yes, it was really good the first time I saw it, when it was called Event Horizon"

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    1. Re:_My_ Review... by scotch · · Score: 5, Funny

      I admire the fact that you have such firm film standards that you almost walked out on not one but two separate movies! You are to be almost commended!

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  2. Re:The Worst? by Artifex · · Score: 5, Funny
    Worst Sci-Fi ever? Battlestar Galactica, 1980


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  3. I knew marketing people were dumb but... by Subcarrier · · Score: 5, Funny

    yeah. the car, it's invisible

    If you pay oodles for product placement, wouldn't it be nice if people could actually see the product?

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  4. Jumped the Shark by Rura+Penthe · · Score: 5, Funny

    God I'm sick of that phrase. I want to beat anyone who says it to death with a blunt instrument.

    Anyway I disagree about the Bond film. I suppose michael loved World is Not Enough and Denise Richards as a nuclear scientist though. (Which one was really more believable?) I thought that despite how over the top it went Bond was overall a very entertaining action film. It was pure Bond and that's all I ask. Of course, I did have some grievances with the instances of slow motion, but I can't have everything I guess. :)

  5. Solaris... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    In Solaris, Kelvin's days are spent in a futile effort to understand a planet with strange characteristics and irrational features that combine logic and chaos into an alien mixture that defies human understanding.

    I have largely the same feelings whenever I port software to a Sun system.

  6. Solaris trailer by zephc · · Score: 5, Funny

    He's been a robot.
    He's been a carrot.
    And on November 27th,
    Rob Schneider is: George Clooney

    Watch him try to stay sane as a killer space station tries to ruin his chances of getting the girl of his dreams.

    Staring the voice of Oscar-winner Dame Judy Dench as the space station.

    Rated R for partial rabbit nudity and poop jokes.

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  7. It's a dupe by Sri+Lumpa · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can understand to have a duplicate here and there, or to have a story posted a few days after it was first posted, nobody is perfect, but posting a dupe with only two stories in between the original and the dupe, what are the editors thinking???

    ;)

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