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Newsflash: Mac Users Love Apple, Hate Microsoft

An anonymous reader writes "An article on wired.com talks about how Mac users helped Apple through the dark years of the 90s." It goes on to discuss how a psychologist was hired to figure out how to woo Mac users away from Apple, with some (to him) surprising results.

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  1. Mac Users Love Apple, Hate Microsoft by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 5, Funny

    Score: -1, Redundant

    1. Re:Mac Users Love Apple, Hate Microsoft by Lev13than · · Score: 4, Funny

      In other news...

      .NET
      Score: -1, Overrated

      DRM
      Score: -1, Troll

      Windows XP
      Score: -1, Flamebait

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    2. Re:Mac Users Love Apple, Hate Microsoft by SimplexO · · Score: 5, Funny

      In other news, "Linux Users Geeky, Hate Microsoft more"

    3. Re:Mac Users Love Apple, Hate Microsoft by aardvarkjoe · · Score: 4, Funny

      I think you screwed up. That should be a +1.

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  2. News flash! by VistaBoy · · Score: 5, Funny

    People who buy a company's product during dark times keeps the company from going under! Tune in at 6pm.

  3. Why Do Mac Users always think ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... that they have an exclusive club? I have despised MS for years and have never owned an Apple product.

    1. Re:Why Do Mac Users always think ... by zootread · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, even Windows users hate Microsoft.

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  4. Re:From the article... by newsdee · · Score: 5, Funny

    They should call it crack!

    You can't, because it doesn't go, like, "Beep! Beep! Beep!".

  5. Re:Linux by BeeShoo · · Score: 5, Funny

    Which distribution? ;-)

  6. This we don't need by FuzzyDaddy · · Score: 5, Funny
    From the article:

    There needs to a psychosexual analysis of the Mac community.

    Please, god, no.

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  7. Re:Linux by falzer · · Score: 4, Funny

    "If you see somebody in an airport in London, or someplace down in Peru or something, and you see an Apple tag on their bag, or an Apple T-shirt, it's like the Deadheads ... you have an instant friend," ...

    Isn't the same true for Linux ?


    Yes. When you see another guy with a beard, or walking around barefoot, you know you have an instant friend. (Have mercy on me, moderators...)

  8. Re:Mac == Crack same as Linux == Crack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Linux is more like heroin. Crack is easy to use; with heroin, you have a bunch of dumbasses trying to use it that end up shooting cotton or infecting their arms. And then they wonder why other people like heroin so much.

  9. Re:Mac v. Amiga by cybercuzco · · Score: 5, Funny

    A more accurate quote would be "Commodore hired engineers, Aple hired engineers and marketers, Microsoft hired marketers"

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  10. Re:From the article... by chrisv · · Score: 5, Funny

    Microsoft sells cars? Hm. Now I'm afraid to leave the house.

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  11. Wooing Mac Users away from Apple? by K-Man · · Score: 5, Funny

    a psychologist was hired to figure out how to woo Mac users away from Apple,

    That would be the PowerMac 7200, wouldn't it?

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  12. Re:Psychology 101 by Lars+T. · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah, PC users are different. They hate their captors, and either change them on a regular basis, or build their own prisons.

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    Lars T.

    To the guy who modded me down from perfect to terrible Karma - Apple haters still suck

  13. Re:too bad by swb · · Score: 5, Funny

    I met a model on an airplane once and she started telling me that she won't date guys that ride motorcycles. I told her that I had one and I asked her why not.

    "Is it one of those Harleys?" she asked.

    No, I replied, its a '91 Kawasaki.

    "Well, maybe than I wouldn't have a problem. Most guys with Harleys spend so much on their motorcycles there's nothing left. The guys that have money left rely on their motorcycle to prop up their image, if you know what I mean."

    So you'll look cool, but a lot of people think you're either broke or impotent...