How To Get Hired As An Open Source Developer
An anonymous reader writes "Todd Cranston-Cuebas, tech recruiter for Ticketmaster, offers
insider tips and tricks for landing an open-source job -- or for recruiting new talent to your IT staff." Make yourself googleable.
Just put it "willing to work for free" in your resume!
Gee, thanks! I just submitted my resume for a job at one of the ticketmaster subsidiaries...
My resume is now lost in a huge, even bigger then usual pile of resumes.
404 - Career Not Found!
"Can of worms? The can is open... the worms are everywhere."
Does he have any tips on running the sort of monopoly that a company like Microsoft could actually take notes from?
// I will show you fear in a handful of jellybeans.
I guess it's probably just a reflex action against spam-like resume submission (he cites 3000 applicants for a PC support tech), but I have to cringe that resumes get pre-processed by machine.
Soon applicants will achieve homogeneity in resumes, devoid of any real persona...
"Provided by the management for your protection."
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Payment:
I'll buy beer for you and won't tell your parents.
You get to look at my personal collection of nudie magazines.
You can code at my office, and tell your parents that you're at a sleepover. I'm an adult. They'll believe me.
I can pick you up from school, posing as your parents.
I have a PS2 and Grand Theft Auto: Vice City!
You can have all of the soda and candy you want.
Please send resume and/or high score list.
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