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SETI@Home Revisits Its 100 Best Signals
cmbrothe writes "The Planetary Society is running an article about SETI@Home's plan to revisit its 100 most promising signal candidates. The article also outlines the criteria for selecting the candidates."
the signal must sound like a humpback whale...
Is that the REAL signals will obviously be coming from starships in nearby space which have either warp/hyperdrive and will therefore be NOWHERE near where they were when the signal was first detectred months or years ago.
lysergically yours
"Ah, a signal. Quick, beam a signal back, and...uh...wait 30,000,000 years for a reply! Cool!"
sounds like your typical tech. support query.
Wasn't that telescope destroyed in Goldeneye? How are they still using it?
Lasers Controlled Games!
If they've done any research to correlate the number of possible signals to the frequency of radio broadcasts featuring Michael Jackson...just a thought, I mean, they are looking for aliens...
Empirically. You find places that it says there is life. Then, you go and check for life. The correlation ratio between the two sets of results should give a very good indication of the validity of said formula.
Obligatory comments here...
Did I miss any?
LongTail SSH Brute Force analysis tool is here!
After many years of work, it's great to see good results. This is only ascii, but this graph represents the best signal so far:
SETI: Wasting your tax dollars for more than 30 years.
A cover of "Peppermint Twist" recieved from a point near Epsilon Eridani, played on what sounds like oil drums and unlubricated condoms using a 68-tone scale. Great beat and you can dance to it if you have five legs.
Life is like surrealism: if you have to have it explained to you, you can't afford it.
They need to devise a better naming scheme for these events, or else we'll end up with
...
1. The 'Hey, Bob, look at this!' signal
2. The 'Jesus Christ!' signal
3. The 'Fuck me!' signal
(97 others)
i understand the 100% scientific approach to weeding out certain stars that have not been around that long:
When it comes to scoring signals, however, not all stars are equal. This is because, according to SETI wisdom, some stars are more likely to host a communicating alien civilization than others. Thus, for example, only main-sequence stars are considered for signal-scoring purposes, excluding red giants and white dwarfs. Short-lived stars, whose lifespan is only a few million years, are also excluded from consideration, since complex life would not have had time to evolve in such an environment. Nearby stars, on the other hand, get "extra credit" in their scoring, since it would be comparatively easier to communicate with civilizations in our galactic neighborhood than with those in distant parts of our galaxy or beyond. Finally, the more similar a star is to our own Sun, the higher its score, since it would be more likely to host a civilization similar to ours.
and maybe this sounds really really stupid and like i should stop watching star trek - but i don't actually watch it! but surely a far advanced alien race could be migratory and move to one of these less advanced planets. like maybe for the sunshine?
>> That's easy -- it's clearly wrong. It's saying the Sun gets the lowest possible score according to the 3rd factor, when it should obviously get the highest score.
There's no life on the Sun, ya goofball!
I don't need no instructions to know how to rock!!!!
the message would probably say something along the lines of... "first post!", or "hello world!...?"
- passion
Unless they had time travel. And encoded the instructions to build the time travel device in the radio wave. Then we could build it, go back in time, and respond before they even sent the first message. Of course then they would have never sent the instructions in the firrst place....
*sound of head exploding*
Indeed, who needs billions of bogomips of processing when you have a deaf guy and a lesbian to notice the one signal that really matters. Wait, wasn't there a token black guy as well? And do we need a golden haired child, or was that the lesbian as a kid? Oh god, I can't remember! It's hopeless, I tell you, hopeless, there are too many variables.
If you were blocking sigs, you wouldn't have to read this.
I was hoping people would like to join my project of SBI@home (Search for Buluga Intelligence). I will be puttting a microphone in the middle of the Red River (stationed in Winnipeg, Manitoba Canada), in hopes to pick up signals sent directly to us, with intent, from buluga whales. Once we have communication with them, we will attempt to pin point exactly where the buluga whale was when he/she sent this message to us. Even tho the signal may have taken 1000 days to reach us, and even tho we would be analyzing signals sent from the buluga whale sometime in september of 1998. THEN - We will attempt to decipher the message and send back the signal with a witty 'first reply' joke ... Which will be the first intergalactic joke. (next to seti@home that is) ...
THEN - me and the buluga will chill and have beers
Or are we braodcasting something barycentric? Can I tune in?
Yeah, we are - but you don't want to tune in.
Yeah, they'll say that it's light refracting off the gases of venus causing radio interference in a very improbable way.
100 Best Singles!... Thats what i'm Talking about!.. 100 hot alien singles with hot alien bod's and hot.... uh... oh.... signals.... dang..
never mind....
"just another ugly toad waiting for a kiss from a princess"
So we little green aliens go to all the trouble to put the
transmitter far away from any other radio sources (like stars
and galaxies) - we shift the frequency to compensate for the
orbit of your planet around your sun - we listen to your
transmissions and send ours back on channels we know you
must be listening to - and we get modded down for all of
those things? Damn!
So what DO we have to do to get more Karma at Seti?
www.sjbaker.org
Actually, I was thinking that SETI@Home should not only "revisit its 100 most promising signal candidates" but burn them onto a CD-ROM set and make a deal with the record company whose name is synonomous with compilations, K-Tel, to sell them. The perfect gift for the geek who has everything...
GMD
watch this
Dear Sir/Madam/Globunsk/Srhamel/Goot:
:)
I'm the ruler of Andromeda-3, an M Class Planet in the constellation of Andromeda. My father, the fifth ruler in the Pfthoskkkrkfhhdfkfk dinasty has been robbed. If you could lend me your intergalactic bank account so I can transfer my funds to Alpha Centauri...
#100 - The "All your base are belong... oh shit!" signal.
-- If god wanted me to have a sig, he'd have given me a sense of humor.
Imagine some alien RIAA-like organization finds out about this SETI project that distributes their valuable inter-universal IP-protected radio signals to thousands of computers all over a damn whole planet!
Hopefully there's just a flat yearly fee we're allowed to pay to the broadcasters...
Their lawyers will go nuts if they ever find out.
42. Easy. What is 32 + 8 + 2?