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SmartEiffel 1.0 Released

Per Wigren writes "Today SmartEiffel, the GNU Eiffel-compiler finally reached 1.0! Eiffel is a very underrated language in the free software community for some strange reason.. Hopefully this will help to gain some interest in this extremely powerful, fast, easy-to-read, easy-to-learn, almost self-debugging language!"

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  1. Effeil? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Who programmes in french these days??

  2. we gnaw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    nibble nibble munchkin. the M$FT is so big yes. it controls, controls all. the people they walk by i see their feet though my window. their feet swing by the bars on my window. pretty feet shiny shoes. swish swish. are they going to work? i WILL NOT go to work. M$FT is at work. M$FT controls the pretty feet people. controls their money their futures.

    i sit and rebuld my kernel. my CPU thrums. the kernel it is the key. we hack the linux yes good. 2.3, 2.4, 2.5, ...2.6!!!!!!!!! the M$FT it fears the linux. spreads lies. says the linux comes with no warranty. THE WARRANTY IT IS BAD! it goes into your pores. steals your power. the kernel is good. the kernel will rise and slay the M$FT. when the itching comes i think about the linux. it helps.

    i hack a driver for my dvd-rom. it does not work. i debug. it does not work. i delete the old source. and start again. i recompile. it does not work. on M$FT the dvd-rom is plug and play. that is how they get you. get behind your eyes. start the itching. so i hack the driver. i hack, we hack: we gnaw. gnaw at the ropes of slavery. the ropes of M$FT. pretty feet people, we will save you.

    the itching comes...

  3. Re:IN SOVIET RUSSIA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    You should have said: ...Eiffel debugs you!

  4. not a first post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    WARNING: this is not a first post.

    move along

  5. West by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Syyyyyde~!!!

  6. Screw the language, check out this graph.. by lagsalot · · Score: 0, Offtopic


    Nice graphical representation of the slashdot effect.

  7. Scavenger CowboyNeal caught by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Well Cowboy Neal, that really depends on who is
    underneath the long hair and cowboy hat. If
    your a jerk it really won't matter what you wear, you'll still be a jerk and that's just not
    sexy. On the other hand, if your not well....

    Dos'nt Matter What , You Wear - Friday, December 06, 2002 at 20:39:59 (EET)

    -----
    COWBOYNEAL WROTE ON WWW.MICHAELMONROE.COM/GUESTBOOK A lot of people seem to like Whatcha Want album cover.
    I think it looks cool too, but what I'd like to know is:
    do women think it's sexy if man has a long hair and wears a cowboy hat? I'll start using one too if that's the case ;)
    CowboyNeal
    - Friday, December 06, 2002 at 20:19:10 (EET)

  8. Re:more french slander by Sivar · · Score: 3, Offtopic

    Not unlike they did for us in our early history.

    The U.S., of which I am a citizen, is the only country in the world which has decided to make itself the world's police force.
    Defending other countries is bound to happen in-between oil rescues and terrorist witch-hunts.

    France, BTW, is one of the most self-sufficient countries in the world. The coordinate system used to display graphics on your monitor was invented by the French philosopher and mathematician Rene Descartes--also the creator of analytical geometry, the precursor math which made Calculus possible.

    Why don't you try to not portray Americans as ethnocentric, poorly educated bigots, because that reputation is passed along to more people than yourself. I am sure that was not your intention, but intention and interpretation are often completely different.

    --
    Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes. --E. W. Dijkstra