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Adobe Finds No Elcomsoft-Cracked E-Books

dJCL writes "I noticed at BlackMask.com that the Adobe investigators have found not a single e-book that was decrypted by Elcomsoft's Advanced e-Book Processor, even despite the months of intensive searching of around 100,000 pirated e-books that they could find(i.e. something else was used to crack them). Just love how the laws have been able to stop people from pirating things these days."

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  1. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 5, Funny

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  2. wait.. by pctainto · · Score: 3, Funny

    There are laws that try to stop pirating?

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  3. RIAA by jellybear · · Score: 5, Funny

    Not to give them any ideas, but if the RIAA were in a similar situation, they'd probably hire three kids for minimum wage to sit and pirate as much e-books as they could.

    1. Re:RIAA by fib3r · · Score: 3, Funny

      Finally! A job I could do

  4. Re:It just proves... by NixterAg · · Score: 5, Funny

    You got it wrong. Instead, it just proves that corporations are as dumb as warez communities think they are.

  5. Indeed... by RyanFenton · · Score: 5, Funny

    Especially if their excuses were:

    We just needed it for research! It's just for personal use! We have a right to privacy with our own files! We deleted it within 24 hours - so it's legal! It didn't hurt anyone - we weren't going to be buying the book anyway! Mentioning them in our lawsuit is like free advertising! Potentially infringing material wants to be free! ;^)

    Ryan Fenton

  6. Re:Let's get this straight by Klerck · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yep, just like it's okay to steal a car as long as you don't drive it.

  7. Fahrenheit 451... by Quaoar · · Score: 5, Funny

    The temperature at which eBooks melt.

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  8. 100,000 ebooks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just wondering which P2P program that Adobe is using to download that many ebooks

  9. Helpful Searches by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Poor Adobe came up empty-handed. Maybe they'll have more success searching for Sasquatch, or the Lochness Monster, or The Second Coming, ....

  10. Re:The "analogue"-ish way by danamania · · Score: 5, Funny

    You can't do that. I've patented the take-a-screenshot-of-the-screen-ebook-piracy method I've also patented copying-ebooks-by-recording-s-video-out-onto-analo gue videotape and copying-ebooks-by-using-a-pencil-and-paper-and-wri ting-quickly

  11. Re:In other news... by MrWa · · Score: 3, Funny

    Knowing some off-color uses that people use socks for makes that comment more disturbing than it originally seems...

  12. Re:Let's get this straight by Alsee · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yep, just like it's okay to steal a car

    It's OK with me if you steal my car if it's still parked in front of my house and I can still use it.

    That's why intellectual property is property, because it's gone when someone else gets it.

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  13. Re:The "analogue"-ish way by xenode · · Score: 4, Funny

    I've-already-patented-the-excessive-use-of-hyphens

    You'll-be-hearing-from-my-lawyer.

  14. Re:suicide isn't illegal by be-fan · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just looked this up. Apparently, the laws were changed not to long ago (60s-70s). But counseling someone to commit suicide (which your post does) is still illegal in Canada (don't know about the US) and other countries. So your post could very well be illegal :)

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  15. Re:WTF? by Alsee · · Score: 3, Funny

    suicide was legal but bungee jumping was illegal. I can only jump if I don't attach the safety harness.

    [Defense lawyer opening statement]
    Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, at the time of this alleged 'crime' the defendant believed he had successfully disconnected his safety harness...

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  16. Re:It just proves... by isorox · · Score: 5, Funny

    And if it's true, what are the damages then?!?! That's fair use! WTF!

    Maybe not in the U.S. (DMCA), however in [Soviet ;)] Russia, fair use and freedom still exist.

    Heh, it'd be funny if this post slipped through a time warp back to 1985...

  17. Well, yeah... by foxtrot · · Score: 3, Funny

    That is funny but seriously a VCR records analog which is legal to use

    Of course. If they wanted VCRs to be illegal, they'd've called it the Analog Millenium Copyright Act...

    -JDF