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Secure, Efficient and Easy C programming

Posted by michael on from the oxymorons dept.

cras writes "Feeling a bit of masochist today.. First in the morning I wrote Secure, Efficient and Easy C Programming Mini-HOWTO. And since I already spent a few hours with it, I figured I might just as well see what Slashdot people would think about it."

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  1. not a fp! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    WARNING: this is not a fp

    Move along.

  2. yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    first post! :D

  3. You mean 4th.... by Ronin+Jonin · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    :) Nice try though.

  4. IN SOVIET RUSSIA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Perl is Secure, Efficient and Easy.

  5. IN THE NATION FORMERLY KNOWN AS THE CCCP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Secure, Efficient and Easy C programs YOU!

  6. Re:Unportable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Go back to suckin yo mamas teats and leave programming to the grown-ups.

  7. Re:Mirror of HOW-TO in case it gets slashdotted by CableModemSniper · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I was going for marginally funny. *shrug*

    --
    Why not fork?
  8. Mr. Bond by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I expect you to die.

  9. Re:Mirror of HOW-TO in case it gets slashdotted by Malc · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I wasn't having a go at you, just the moderators. ;)

  10. OMFG.. Imagine? by Zone-MR · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    No "Imagine a beawolf cluster of these C minifaq" obligatory 'jokes' yet?

    Im dissapointed...

  11. Re:That's easy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Even though you it down doesn't mean that WinAPI isn't hard and insecure.

  12. IN SOVIET RUSSIA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    pools take heaps in you.

  13. Re:As a lib and/or in general programming tutorial by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I remember seeing you in a raging homosexual porn movie! You were taking a seven inches cock down your throat!

  14. Re:As a lib and/or in general programming tutorial by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    You watch homosexual porn movies?

  15. Re:As a lib and/or in general programming tutorial by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Yes, that was me, but it wasn't a homosexual movie. I'm a girl. And yes, I can take a seven inch cock down my throat. I love giving head. If you can find somebody with a seven inch cock, bring him over and I'll demonstrate for you.

    Since every male who posts to slashdot is a stunted teenager with an itty bitty penis who feels funny in his bathing suit area whenever he sneaks a look at the brassiere section of the Montgomery Ward's catalog, I'm not really worried about your showing up at my door any time soon.

  16. Re:As a lib and/or in general programming tutorial by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Montgomery Ward has been out of business for about 5 years now. Where have you been?