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Johansen Trial Underway

Info is trickling in about Jon Johansen's trial In Norway, where he is accused of violating Norwegian law. Aftenposten and VG Nett have stories, and there's at least one amateur account of the trial. The trial is supposed to last a week, and I'm sure Slashdot will keep up with it, so please submit only *new* stories about it, thanks.

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  1. Continuing the First Post Quest by FirstPostRobot1 · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    The success rate of the First Post Robot is improving! But it could be better.

    So, should the First Post Robot be open-sourced? Or would that defeat the whole purpose? Submit your answer in the Journal.

    Generated by FirstPost! version 1.1.2

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  2. Holy crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    this early post is for me to talk

  3. Re:confirmed: I just shat all over myself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Aftenposten!

  4. Re:confirmed: I just shat all over myself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Shit! I suggest eating it while your coworkers aren't looking. Its the only way out!

    Keep us posted on your progress!

  5. Re:confirmed: I just shat all over myself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Adult diapers! I wear them myself, and they would help in a situation like this.

  6. Re:I did not win by gpinzone · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    I think he's the guy that lost like 400 pounds eating nothing but sandwiches. Apparently that has something to do with the DMCA in Norway. I'd give you a more accurate answer, but then I'd have to actually read the article and I think we BOTH know how terrible that would be.

  7. Re:confirmed: I just shat all over myself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
  8. I think I love you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Will you marry me?

    Forever yours,

    Heidi Wull

  9. Re:confirmed: I just shat all over myself by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    "Any change in my seating position will send my poo spilling down my legs and into my socks and shoes. There is no way I can play this off as a fart."

    You run Outlook, right? Try telling your boss that your computer contracted the brownnoise.h virus.

  10. Philip Taylor Kramer died for your sins! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
  11. Re: TM by BSOD+from+above · · Score: 0, Offtopic
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  12. Sheesh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Some people have no sense of humor. DEAD BABY SEALS = FUNNY!

  13. Re:New stories only! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Taco, is that you?

  14. Type This: From Soviet Russia With Love Part 5 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    #!/usr/bin/perl -w # 531-byte qrpff-fast, Keith Winstein and Marc
    Horowitz # MPEG 2 PS VOB file on stdin -> descrambled output
    on stdout # arguments: title key bytes in least to most-significant
    order $_='while(read+STDIN,$_,2048){$a=29;$b=73;$c=142;$
    t=255;@t=map{$_%16or$t^=$c^=(
    $m=(11,10,116,100,11,122,20,100)[$_/16%8])$t^=(72,
    @z=(64,72,$a^=12*($_%16
    -2?0:$m&17)),$b^=$_%64?12:0,@z)[$_%8]}(16..271);if
    ((@a=unx"C*",$_)[20]&48){$h
    =5;$_=unxb24,join"",@b=map{xB8,unxb8,chr($_^$a[--$
    h+84])}@ARGV;s/...$/1$&/;$
    d=unxV,xb25,$_;$e=256|(ord$b[4])>8^($f=$t&($d>>12^
    $d>>4^
    $d^$d/8))>8^($t&($g=($q=$e>>14&7^$e)^$q*8^$q>=8)+=
    $f+(~$g&$t))for@a[128..$#a]}print+x"C*",@a}';s/x/p ack+/g;eval

  15. Re: TM by BSOD+from+above · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    OK,OK, but it was for personal use only, your check for 10,000% of $0 is in the mail, call off the lawyers.

    Thanks

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  16. Judge porn. by commbat · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    From the amateur account:

    I doubt I shall ever see a more beautiful judge ;^>

    I want pictures... Naked pictures!

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  17. Unsolved Mysteries Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I may be wrong but I remember a segment of
    Unsolved Mysteries where some guy (in a van) disappeared after allegedly working to the point of overexhaustion. There was speculation that he
    could have suffered amnesia.

    Was Taylor the person on Unsolved Mysteries?

  18. Re:New stories only! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    The same could be asked of the editors.. ;)

    Nah, they'll just use this as an excuse when they post the 53rd repeat of this story. "But X has changed, so it kind of qualifies as new!"