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Psst! Eight Bits Gets You "The Two Towers" In China

rocodipoco writes "CNN reports on this article about DVDs of "The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers" were available in Shanghai two weeks ago for about $1 a pop, according to one Western film industry executive who visited that city. The film opens in North America on December 18. Interviewed at the CineAsia movie convention, the executive said as many as 40 street vendors were openly offering DVDs outside a Shanghai mall; he declined their offers, and thus can't verify the quality of the counterfeit copies. I personally want to wait for the movie to hit the big screen...it's all about the suspense. What do others think?"

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  1. Im going to pull a ChrisD by sheepab · · Score: 3, Funny

    After just viewing LOTR: The Two Towers, I was shocked when I found out that they all died....

  2. Re:Two Towers Trailer by OpenSourced · · Score: 3, Funny
    I kept having visions of elves shooting up heroin after hearing the music.


    You might be up to something. After all, Elvenfolk have that dreamy look...

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  3. WARNIGN!! by OpenSourced · · Score: 3, Funny

    WARNING!!! TO ALL TROLLS. Being moderated as "Troll" in a discussiona about the LoR might make you allergic to daylight.

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    1. Re:WARNIGN!! by pacc · · Score: 4, Funny

      A slashdot reader would not worry about the sun
      and any allergic reactions in that rare situation wouldn't be noticable among the other skin problems.

  4. A Letter to Mr. Jackson by trotski · · Score: 5, Funny
    I found this gem today:
    • To: Peter Jackson and New Line Cinema

      Those of us who have seen The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring know what an amazing director Peter Jackson is. When I learned that there apparently was to be a sequel, I was overjoyed. However, Peter Jackson has decided to tastelessly name the sequel "The Two Towers". The title is clearly meant to refer to the attacks on the World Trade Center. In this post-September 11 world, it is unforgiveable that this should be allowed to happen. The idea is both offensive and morally repugnant. Hopefully, when Peter Jackson and, more importantly, New Line Cinema see the number of signatures on this petition, the title will be changed to something a little more sensitive.

      Sincerely,

      The Undersigned

    Some people are stupid. ;)
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  5. Pirate VCDs can get you chicks! by 6Yankee · · Score: 5, Funny

    Thanks to my brother, I *ahem* had access to Episode 1 on VCD about a month before it came out.

    There were three girls on my entire engineering course at the time. One of them was a Star Wars fan, not to mention gorgeous. I happened to mention that I had this VCD, and that night found us lying on my bed in my darkened room staring at a 14" monitor. (I said monitor).

    Can't believe I actually watched that movie, but it was worth it. Unfortunately I was too stupid to take advantage of the situation. Wonder if she's into LOTR? =)

    1. Re:Pirate VCDs can get you chicks! by Old+Wolf · · Score: 4, Funny

      You forgot how to activate your light saber?

    2. Re:Pirate VCDs can get you chicks! by 6Yankee · · Score: 4, Funny

      I dunno about the rest of you, but the little voice in my head screams "highly delusional".

      You mean you've only got one?!

  6. Re:Just say No! :) by nEoN+nOoDlE · · Score: 3, Funny

    What interests me is that I've always thought this was quite a "western" mentality, grounded in materialism and greed. Are the Chinese just the same? Or do they have other motivations?

    Nah, man... they obviously pirate movies as a means to reach enlightenment.

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  7. Banner ads on /. by KarmaPolice · · Score: 3, Funny

    Kinda ironic to read the banner ads on /. today "Lord of the rings - the two towers...only in theaters" - right above the story about LOTR being available on the street. Would slashdot lie to me??

  8. Re:LotR... by phunhippy · · Score: 3, Funny

    ahh man.. its 5:40am.. gimme a break :)

  9. Re:Lies by yelims · · Score: 3, Funny

    Elwood: Well, what was I gonna do? Take away you're only hope? Take away the very thing that kept you going in there? I took the liberty of bullshitting you, okay?

    Jake: You lied to me.

    Elwood: It wasn't lies, it was just bullshit.

  10. I preferred it on TV by Zog+The+Undeniable · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...to in a crowded cinema with kids kicking the seats from behind, the stench of popcorn fried in rancid oil and chairs that ensure you can't feel your legs after 3 hours. It's not the perfect environment for a film *that* long.

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  11. Crime doesn't pay by vaxer · · Score: 5, Funny
    Robert Sunshine, managing director of CineAsia organizer Sunshine Group Worldwide, told attendees he spotted DVDs of "Analyze That" in a Bangkok shop last week.

    Man oh man, I think I'd pay a buck to give that movie back.