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FBI To Use Ad Banners to Find Criminals

Posted by chrisd on from the flash-popups-to-follow dept.

PhuptDuck writes "Federal authorities are pursuing fugitive crime boss James 'Whitey' Bulger in cyber space under a first-of-its kind agreement announced Wednesday between the FBI and Web portal Terra-Lycos. With a presence in 42 countries and in 19 languages, Terra Lycos is known for the worldwide scope of its Web presence."

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  1. Punch the terrorist ... by Ezubaric · · Score: 5, Funny

    and win a free wiretap!

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  2. Ad Blocking by kjd · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now ad blocking is no longer just stealing, it's a violation of the good samaritan law. ;)

  3. Attorneys and grammar by sacremon · · Score: 5, Funny

    "''It might simply be a clerk in a grocery store bagging groceries, goes home that night, gets on the Internet and says, 'you know, I think I saw that person bagging groceries today,''' U.S. Attorney Michael Sullivan said during a news conference in Boston on Wednesday morning. "

    Why would someone who is wanted for 21 murders be bagging groceries?

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    1. Re:Attorneys and grammar by Dannon · · Score: 5, Funny

      Why would someone who is wanted for 21 murders be bagging groceries?

      The local fast food places aren't hiring?

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  4. If this banner is flashing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...you've won a free pardon! Click here!

  5. CLICK HERE by _ph1ux_ · · Score: 5, Funny

    It looks like your terrorist network is not optimized!!!!

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    Manage your Cell Remotely, call in bomb threats via VOIP!, remotely detonate your operatives!!

    ACT NOW! and get four pounds of C4 FREE!!!!

  6. Sounds familiar.... by Shawn+Baumgartner · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wiggum: If you've committed a crime, and want to confess, click "Yes". Otherwise, click "No".

    [Homer clicks on "No"]

    Wiggum: You have chosen "No", meaning you've committed a crime, but don't want to confess. A paddy wagon is now speeding to your home.

    Homer: Hey!!

    Wiggum: While you wait, why not buy a police cap or T-shirt. [T-shirts and baseball caps with the SPD logo circle Wiggum's head] You have the right to remain fabulous!

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  7. I think this post's title should have been... by FFCecil · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Ad Banners Finally Have a Purpose"
    from the other-than-causing-epilepsy dept.

  8. Re:Does anyone actually look at them? by CaseyB · · Score: 5, Funny
    *Many* people, especially *stupid* ones, think that their *statements* are more *important* when all the *words* are *surrounded* by *asterixes*.

    "WHY ALL the CAPITALS?"