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Jon Johansen Trial Continues

An anonymous reader writes "The Norwegian prosecution has been allowed to change the indictment in their case against "DVD-Jon" Johansen. There is an English language article on Friday's trial proceedings now available." VG.nett is also covering the trial.

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  1. Hang him. by grub · · Score: 5, Funny


    Jon Johansen is an evil h4x0r that in one fell swoop allowed socialist Linux and *BSD hippies to watch DVDs on their computers.
    If there is any justice, he will be hung from a tall tree in the morning.

    Yours truly,

    Jack Valenti

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    1. Re:Hang him. by cnkeller · · Score: 4, Funny
      If there is any justice, he will be hung from a tall tree in the morning.

      Thanks to the new 802.11b wireless tree networks, we'll all have ample notice to resue him...

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    2. Re:Hang him. by teamhasnoi · · Score: 5, Funny
      If you hang him in Humboldt County, the tree sitters can continue their protest another two months! Make sure you salt him well.

      Sincerely,

      Grizzly Adams

    3. Re:Hang him. by sqlrob · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's interesting. Every DVD I've played on Linux I've paid for.

    4. Re:Hang him. by alexburke · · Score: 5, Funny

      Thanks to the new 802.11b wireless tree networks, we'll all have ample notice to resue him...

      Didn't you mean spanning tree? *rimshot*

      Thanks! I'll be here all day! Try the fish. Tip your waitress!

  2. Re:I'm happy! by rbgaynor · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sadly only about 45% can write english...

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  3. Please just wait until something new is written by skydude_20 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Thursday December 12, @03:57PM
    http://www.vg.no/spesial/bakgrunn/?id=698
    Friday December 13, @08:53AM
    http://www.vg.no/spesial/bakgrunn/?id=698

    So yeah, written up differently, but I think still a repeat if you use the same links for different slashdot stories, that both made the front page!

    Thank goodness I give my money to the local zoo instead of a slashdot subscription, cuz the zoo monkeys do a better job with my money.

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  4. Re:Wait til Ashcroft get his hands on this! by anonymous+loser · · Score: 5, Funny

    Prosecution: You're being charged with murder.
    Jon: Murder? With my computer?
    Prosecution: Uh, did we say murder? We meant assault.
    Jon: All I did was write a program!
    Prosecution: Internet Fraud! Exactly what we meant to say.
    Jon: How is viewing a DVD on linux fraud?
    Prosecution: What's linux?
    Jon: A free operating system.
    Prosecution: No such thing! We're charging you with Theft and "Intent to View DVDs on Stolen System"!

  5. In Soviet Russia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    ...you joke about Americans having less freedom than you do.

  6. What did he do again? by surprise_audit · · Score: 5, Funny
    Can someone give me a quick rundown of what happened here?

    The way I remember it, Jon was arrested in Norway because the MPAA told the Norwegians he was being a bad boy. Was that a DMCA thing or before that? If it's a DMCA thing, why the fuck is he being tried in Norway, with Norwegian attornies and Judge, for breaking a US law outside the borders of the US?

    Jon didn't even give anyone the finger by showing up in the US to deliver a talk about DeCSS, unlike Skylarov and his piece of code.

    If the Norwegians caved in because the MPAA threatened them, here's how the conversation should have gone:

    MPAA: we want you to prosecute Jon for breaking CSS.
    Norway: Fuck off!
    MPAA: we'll embargo DVD shipments to Norway!
    Norway: Fuck off! We've got diplomats and tourist all over the world that can ship us DVDs.
    MPAA:But they won't work in your region coded players!
    Norway: Fuck off! We've got Jon-boy and DeCSS...

  7. Re:Wait til Ashcroft get his hands on this! by UberLord · · Score: 3, Funny

    Why would a Microsoft lawyer be doing a murder case?

  8. Re:Wait til Ashcroft get his hands on this! by UberLord · · Score: 2, Funny

    I was alluding to the fact that there's no such thing as a Free Operating system (or software for that matter) from a MS wannabe perspective. Obviously my level of humour is vastly superior to your intellect and I humbly appologise ;)

  9. Re:I'm sick of this story. by KjetilK · · Score: 4, Funny

    Uhm, they are playing Calvin Ball in court, actually, I would say that is news...

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  10. Re:Slashdotted? by Joey7F · · Score: 3, Funny

    Not all of Dagbladet's unique visitors are Norwegian ;) Like me...

    Jeg les Dagbladet hver dag og jeg er ikke fra Norge og jeg er ikke Norsk.

    --Joey