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Old Age Simulator

Posted by michael on from the strap-on dept.

quackking writes "Tired of being young and healthy? Now you can simulate your own old age. This story describes a sensory-modification suit which, among other things, selectively blocks out certain sound frequencies, and lets you experience arthritis."

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  1. Re:cheaper alternative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    get kids. In no time, your hearing capabilities get reduced fenomenaly, and once they weigh over 15kg, arthritis is instantaneous.

    Aditionally, they give you migraine and insomnia, and once they get into puberty, a stroke seems more familiar than a quiet day.


    Never mind what it does to your phenomenal spelling skills but surely you must remember puberty and the familiarity of a good stroke.