Fast CD-R Drives Make For Twice the Piracy
Bowie J. Poag notes this Register story about an RIAA copyright infringement bust in New York. The RIAA claims the operation had the equivalent of 421 CD-burners, which, translated from RIAA-speak, means "156 CD-burners but some of them were fast". How they expect anyone to take their statistics seriously is beyond me.
I guess I have a better computer than I thought. All this time I thought I only had one burner, but it turns out that I have the equivelent of 10 burners! Sweet!
I used to think that I only had one CD-RW drive, since only one CD/CD-R/CD-RW fits inside at any given time. Thanks to the RIAA, I now know that I really have at least 3 or 4 CD-RW Drives! This is the best news that I've heard all day! Thanks RIAA! Your "new math" is awesome!
I can't wait until next week, when my processor is so fast that Microsoft decides that my single processor is the "equivalent of a quad processor," so that I need Windows 2k Server instead of 2k Pro.
The stupidity of this amazes me.