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Keeping An Eye On Total Information Awareness

mesozoic writes "Wired is running a story about hackers publishing John Poindexter's personal information (like satellite photos of his home) to protest the proposed Total Information Awareness system. This is just too funny, and it may even raise a few more eyebrows among the national media."

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  1. Total my arse by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 5, Funny

    TIA only serves to demonstrate the supreme arrogance of the US govt - quick! search the big database for "white van"

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    1. Re:Total my arse by greenjinjo · · Score: 5, Funny
      quick! search the big database for "white van"

      Now that would be handy. That way we could also get a grip on these pesky guys calling themselves The A-team.

    2. Re:Total my arse by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 5, Funny

      well, they ARE fugitives from military justice. However, if they can promptly escape from a maximum security stockade, I doubt we can hold 'em a second time. Maybe we should just hire 'em?

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  2. PARTY! by RobertTaylor · · Score: 4, Funny

    Poindexter could not be reached for comment for this story, and calls to his home phone now reach a recording: "The party you are calling is not available at this time."

    boo hoo... and I wasnt invited :(

  3. Funny, but kinda tangential to the point by PhysicsGenius · · Score: 3, Funny
    This system is designed to track present and future criminals. John Poindexter hasn't broken any laws, nor is he likely to whereas the general public obviously breaks laws all the time.

    It's called "risk management".

  4. Hey! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    I'm 29!

  5. Sorry, only one keyword at a time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
    The FBI database will only allow you to search on "white" or "van".

    Good luck.

  6. Misread by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    You have that wrong. Clinton is not a "libertarian", he is a libertine. Big difference.

  7. White van? by stardeep · · Score: 5, Funny

    IIRC, the A-Team drove a black van.

    I pity the fool who doesn't know that! ;)

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  8. I refuse to say who I am. by 91degrees · · Score: 5, Funny

    One Bush voter, speaking on condition of anonymity, said ...

    One of the problems of privacy advocates is that you can never get a reliable attributable quote from them.

  9. Re:Send in the real crackers by jimmyCarter · · Score: 4, Funny

    Print me a list of his credit card transactions, the itineries from his plane journeys and his bank balance and I will be impressed.

    Quick! Call Hugh Jackman's character from Swordfish!

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  10. Prescience of Douglas Adams by ch-chuck · · Score: 4, Funny

    Once again, life imitates humorous SciFi - the TIA project sounds amazingly like the Total Perspective Vortex.

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  11. Re:I would...but one voice gets drowned out by Metrol · · Score: 3, Funny

    Go take a look at the movie "Minority Report" (BTW, I haven't personally seen the movie...

    Always good to hear about new folks entering into the electorate commenting on things they don't know anything about. Don't forget to vote in the primaries!

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  12. Re:Simpletons... by RobinH · · Score: 2, Funny

    But the gun ... no, the gun is neither good nor bad.

    Exactly! I was trying to explain to my kid's teacher why they should repeal that rule against bringing a nailbomb to school (it was only for show-and-tell). I mean it was a cool father-daughter project that we spent many hours on together. I even explained to that dimwitted teacher that that it's completely safe; after all, you'd have to light the fuse for it to go off!

    Unfortunately, I had to put my next project on hold: a nuclear breeder reactor, because her Girl Guides leader said THAT wasn't an acceptable project. Sheesh! I mean, we were going to use gloves and everything.

    People need to understand that my kids do whatever I tell them, so when I left that loaded handgun on the coffee table and told them to leave it alone, I knew they would do exactly as I said, because MY kids always do exactly what I say. If my son picked it up and looked down the barrel and pulled the trigger, it wouldn't be due to curiosity, it was because his morality told him to do it. Thank GOD I instilled morality in my kids in place of curiosity.

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  13. hehe his phone is /.'d by DrSkwid · · Score: 2, Funny

    wait a few days and ring him again

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  14. Re:Interesting-- the "re-education" of America? by Bemmu · · Score: 3, Funny
    her teachers all say they are bad.

    mmm'kay?

  15. I live 5 miles away from his house by Ignorant+Aardvark · · Score: 2, Funny

    Later this afternoon I'm going to drive over to his house and take some pictures with my digital camera and put 'em on the web. So far we've got all of his info and even satellite pictures, but no actual pictures. And since I live so close I figure I might as well do what thousands of nerds in my position would do on their own. I'll be posting the link to the pics as a follow-up to this post as soon as I take them this afternoon.