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Tech's Answer To Big Brotherism

StCredZero writes "Along the same lines as the earlier article about Poindexter's info being posted, C|Net has an interesting editorial by Declan McCullagh on how to protect our personal information from unauthorized snooping by the authorities, yet let them have a database for tracking down terrorists. McCullagh's solution is based on algorithms developed for Digital Cash."

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  1. Re:We need Bayesian Terrorist Filters by CreamOfNavistream · · Score: 5, Funny

    i dont think its as easy as delete from people where hat like '%towel%' and ethnicity = 'Muslim' and profession = 'pilot'

  2. algorith by dirvish · · Score: 5, Funny

    McCullagh's solution is based on algorithms developed for Digital Cash.

    if (!terrorist)
    ignore ();
    else
    collect_data ();

    1. Re:algorith by JWSmythe · · Score: 5, Funny

      // if (!terrorist)
      // ignore ();
      // else
      collect_data ();

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  3. Re:Interesting-- the "re-education" of America? by asteinberg · · Score: 4, Funny
    Hmm...why do I get the feeling that I've read something like this before?

    Two identical score 5's in one day? I call dibs on this post next time this subject comes up.

    Oh well, the editors make reposts all the time, why not let the users do it too, I guess. And at least this was was an AC so it's no karma whore.

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  4. Top ten TIA changes by K-Man · · Score: 5, Funny

    10. Lose your keys, Poindexter brings them back the next day.
    9. To stop brute-force attacks, first names like "John0xF8A94388xyzzytangoalpha" become common.
    8. Get a free battery after ten trips abroad.
    7. World's richest man, John Doe, sets world record for simultaneous grocery transactions.
    6. To avoid long check-in lines, precision guided smart luggage becomes popular.
    5. Free CueCat with every truckload of fertilizer.
    4. Oliver North's credit cards cancelled.
    3. Radio Shack wins contract for immigration.
    2. Missiles 30% cheaper with frequent-shopper card.
    1. Terrorist operations disrupted by flood of Penis Enlargement spam.

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