Miyamoto vs. Everyone Else
Ian_Bailey writes "Wired writes Nintendo won't grow up, because of Shigeru Miyamoto. The creator of some of the most popular franchises, and the head of most of Nintendo's creative development, constantly aims his games at children. Many other devloppers admire his creativity, and believe that a mature-themed game would rock the entire industry. A very interesting read, and a bit of insight into the 'God of Games'."
the adult-themed game Miyamoto creates is the fellatory oral gangbang you all seem to want to perpetrate on him. He DESIGNS VIDEO GAMES, people.. he doesn't get you laid or feed your family or buy you things you need to survive..
ROFL
Let us speak of the dark times, the burning times. There was a time, young'uns, when programmers were so common that there wasn't enough work for them all. But then, as entropy set in, systems broke down. There was a terrible backlash against the system developers. Then, in 2012, the so called Gates Law passed, making it legal to hunt and kill programmers. This gave rise to a new breed of hunter...the devloppers.
*bang bang bang* Open the door, 'grammer! We know you're teaching C in there!
Quickly children! Out the trapdoor and into the woods! I'll try to stall them as long as I can!
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