LOTR: The Two Towers
Let's try to mash all the LOTR submissions into one. Reviews: comingsoon.net,
Empire Online (UK), CNN, Slate, Salon. The LA Times has a story about animating Gollum which we can't link to because it requires registration. Lord Satri writes "Ents, elves and mages being on every orc's lips, new versions of
Tales Of
Middle-Earth are available. It is an open source, one
player and online
multiplayer game. It is ported
to many OS's. Yeah, no terrific graphics, but the game is
really worthwhile. It is based on the famous roguelike Angband
(variants here). Faithful to Tolkien's writings."
frist prost?
Water, water, water....
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... the spells cast YOU!
and it ends with all of the characters having hot buttsex with each other. It's a gay, gay ending to a shitty movie. LOTR is for gay homos. Do you play Magic the Gathering as well? Get a life, get a job, move out of your parents house, get some accutane for those zits. Fucking dorks. No I haven't seen LOTR, LOTR2 because I am cool and you are all fags.
"Just think: LotR's revenues would double if people brought dates!"
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