Suggestions for Unique Names for a Server Room?

clutch110 asks: "I have been tasked with coming up with a name for our soon-to-be server room. Our president is renowned for these small tasks. I was told to create something funny and not nearly as obvious as 'Company Server Room'. So I come in hope that your everlasting humor can help me complete my quest for the most unique server room name in existance."

Comments

How about "Central Dogma" ?

[Peter Clary]

While you're at it, if you've got three large servers you can call them Caspar, Melchior and Balthazar, and collectively "The Magi".

And major system problems can henceforth be named/numbered after the Angels. "Uh oh - the Second Angel has attacked."

OK, OK, I've just been watching Neon Genesis Evangelion. I'll go and lie down now...

Re:"Not Invented Here"

[WeaponOfChoice]

Grey Area is a better choice - you can even keep the nickname "Meatfucker", sure anyone who has used a computer in the last 10 years can relate to that one...