Amazon Seeks '2-Click' Shopping Cart Patent
theodp writes "Looks like Amazon's really getting back in the patent game. Today, the USPTO published Amazon's patent application for conducting electronic commerce using multiple shopping carts. Using the invention, a shopper purchasing items for five relatives can set up one shopping cart for each relative, a shopper purchasing books for Johnny can name one of his shopping carts "Johnny's books", and a shopper can add items to multiple shopping carts with only two mouse clicks." This might also be a good time to point out to those who didn't see it the first time AOL's patent claims regarding "Instant Message" technology; you may be able to think of some prior art.
AOL Patents "0-click" spam reception technique.
We at AOL want you to not have to do *anything* to receive spam.
"Times have not become more violent. They have just become more televised."
-Marilyn Manson
Okay, I have had enough, I am going to patent the "one finger response" to the ignorance lawyers can invent, only to be eclipsed by the ignorance government can dispense.
Eve Fairbanks says I drive a hybrid!LOL
And I shall file a patent on:
... click patents!
"A method, given an N-click shopping method, to convert it into an N+1 click shopping method."
Thus, I shall be able to stymie Amazon's 3, 4, 5
MWHAHAHAHAH!
www.eFax.com are spammers
Amazon: At this very moment, we have teams of lawyers working on patenting our one click buying technology.
*silence*
Would you believe two click buying?
*silence*
Would you believe five clicks and and clack?
Where does the school board find them and why do they keep sending them to ME?
Couldn't the USPTO application process be simplified by consulting the emacs docs for every single patent application? If emacs can't do whatever the patent is for, it's practically a certainty that the idea is new.
There aint no pancake so thin it doesn't have two sides.
You know leaning to one side with one leg up on the ottoman.
As a prelude to the 'one cheek sneak'.