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Xmas Lights + X10 + Webcam = Fun

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the national-lampoon dept.

Clark Griswold writes "My brother has outdone himself this year, installing 22,000 Christmas Lights on the outside of his house alone. The real beauty is the X10-Webcam Combo that allows you to turn the lights ON and OFF and see the results of your handiwork. It only works between 6pm and 10pm MST, but it's pretty fun to turn the zones on and off (though I'm not so sure the neighbors like it!)."

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  1. Dear Santa Cocks, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll


    Dear Santa Cocks,

    I have been a very good cock gobbler this year. I have sucked at least 3 under 10 year old cocks every month this year. Since I have been so good, I ask for the three headed (triple intruder dong, 18 inch ribbed with multi-scrotum attachment) dildo.

    However, if you feel I have not been a good boy, feel free to leave the lump of shit that you leave every year. I much enjoy letting it melt in my mouth.

    Yours truly,
    Michael

    PS I will leave my customary plate of jizz for you like I do every year.

  2. ..What would Jesus Christ do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    ..Would Jesus celebrate his birthday using a Tree?

    Short answer: no.
    Long answer: never.

    Would Jesus invite "Santa Claus" to his birthday?

    Short answer: "Santa Clause" does not like Jesus and "Santa Clause" is an instrument to attract people away from Jesus.
    Long anser: "Santa Clause" is not Saint Nicholas. "Santa Clause" is created by anti-Christians that tricked people into "Christmas Shopping" and generally not celebrating Jesus' birthday as Jesus would have enjoyed. "Christmas Shopping" is a method of tricking people into going to their markets and spending money rather than help people less-fortunate. "Christmas Shopping" is anti-Jesus.

    Why is "Christmas Shopping" happening today?

    Short answer: it is easier to spend money and receive money than it is to give gifts and receive gifts.
    Long answer: it is impossible to condemn "Christmas Shopping" due to anti-Christians slandering and exposing the natural spiritual flaws of the true Christian that condemns "Christmas Shopping." It is believed that anti-Christians receive delight watching the many gullible non-Christians fight and curse eachother in a quest to satisfy a non-quenchable want for material posessions that have been discounted durring and after Jesus' birthday. A true Christian celebrates Jesus Christ's birthday by inviting others to events in Jesus Christ's honor, helping less-fortunate people in Jesus Christ's honor, or seeking communion with fellow people to honor Jesus through prayer, praise, and joyful feasting. Yippy!

    If we are really not celebrating Christmas, the birth of Jesus, then what are we celebrating?

    Short answer: by participating, we are celebrating the loss of Jesus in the world. There is only one way to celebrate Christmas and it is not accomplished with "Christmas Trees", "Christmas Shopping", and "Santa Claus."
    Long answer: The time of receiving 7 days or so, durring the end of December, away from one's contracted responsibilities and honor, is known by Romans as Saturnalia; the celebration of the Saturn God. Saturnalia is celebrated over a week or two in Rome by temporarily dismisal from one's work or responsibilities to engage in vast feasting, sexual orgies, and general immorality.

    (Quick reference http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=Saturnali a)