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The Collective Voice of the Internet

Posted by michael on from the sorta-like-homer-simpson dept.

nycheetah submits a story about the collective voice of the internet. There's also a Bell Labs webpage with some more technical information about the project.

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  1. too many choices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    J.'s liable to become .confused.

    all you hear out of the "collection" is a bunch of whining about making things better, without having to suck billyuns of dollars, in FraUDuleNT payper liesense, & stock markup frauds, out of J., who has already had his pocket picked buy megasloth.con. there's no money in that.

    maybe a good witch/smoking gun hunt is in order?

  2. The Mighty Stephen Hawking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    The Mighty Stephen Hawking
    Trash Talk
    Yo, DJ Doomsday, give me one of them funky ass beats.
    Oh yes, that's some funky shit.
    I'm about ready to kick this motherfucker in.
    You all ready for me to drop some science on your ass?
    Check it.

    Verse 1
    I am the mighty Stephen Hawking,
    I am dope like LSD,
    I am fly I kick it old school,
    I'll tell you that for free.
    On the stage I rock the mic,
    my science is so tight,
    other rappers best step off,
    I'm bad like Dolamite.

    I'm from the streets you know it's true,
    my homey's are all dead,
    fuck with me you'll join them too,
    I'll cap you in the head.
    Don't make me get out of this chair,
    I'll pop you like a zit,
    you step to me as if you bad,
    bitch please you ain't got shit.

    Chorus
    I'm the mighty Steven Hawking,
    The might mighty Steven Hawking,
    I'm the mighty Steven Hawking,
    Might might mighty Steven Hawking,

    Trash Talk
    Ah yeah, Stephen Hawking is in full effect!
    Check this shit out.

    Verse 2
    Bitch you think I'm bad,
    I ain't even started yet,
    I'll whack your whole damn crew,
    and not even break a sweat.
    My rep is fucking huge,
    my dick's harder than concrete,
    getting paid and laid,
    gangsta player elite.

    Dr. Dre can suck my dick,
    that bitch got no PHD,
    I lost count of mine,
    I got stupid whack degrees.
    Complex math it ain't no thing,
    I'm mad dope crazy fly,
    like Quantum formula,
    I'll leave you asking why.

    Chorus

    Trash Talk
    Ah yeah, that's some serious bad-ass, Wu-tang, Scooby gang,
    funky-ass shit I be laying down on your ass!
    Stephen Hawking is in the house and he be taking care of business.
    Peace! I'm out of here!

  3. buy overwhelming demand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    as the bell labs gets "/.dead", robbIE can't?

    the "collective" is only 40 guise? know, the REAL "collective", is busy.

  4. redundunce rescored by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    anything's better than that whine about # FUDging.

    good gnus travels fast. fortunately, robbIEs servers aren't being /bellabs.dead.

    how many guise equals the "collective"? billyuns? won, if they have enough eyecons?

    mod US up robbIE, IT's getting even smellier, DOWn here.

  5. like ramps for folks in wheelchairs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    time is never wastedead. reading some linus weenIE whine about quicktime, probably doesn't have much to do with the "collective", but does remind US of some other lamemeNT about how "IT's no good if it don't ?work? with won dose"? pretty lame huh?

    is the collective taking a breather, or what? ucann bet your .asp fuddles loves diss won.