Putting A Lid On Chernobyl
slicer622 writes "Chernobyl is finally getting a containment structure (Washington Post). Billed as the largest moveable structure ever built, its designed to help take apart the wreckage and keep most of the radioactive material from spreading. It will be 800 feet across, and 300 feet high and will cost $800 mil."
haha, my first post?
How many "In Soviet Russia" jokes will this post spawn?
"In Soviet Russia" jokes spawn YOU!
"We will need a lot of shielding"...said Vincent Novak, director of the Nuclear Safety Department for the European Bank for Reconstruction and Development
containment structure builds YOU!
Soviet Sad Man is sad that this post gets marked redundant.
Soviet Sad Man is sad containment structure builds you.
GIR: I saw a squirrel! It was goin like this.
"Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus Rex."
At last we have a practical use for all those AOL CDs eh?
Nuclear this...Nuclear that... and now a containment structure.
I want to sound the least rude as I say this...my genitals are indeed verry nuclear. They are so nuclear, I needed to post this within my house just to shield my laughter from irradiating to other bio-logical life-forms.
But I'm sure you already Gnu that.
The crime fights YOU!
"I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them." -- George H. W. Bush
Someone mod this down as Offtopic.
Chernobyl puts a lid on YOU!