Tolkien and the Beowulf Saga
jackalski sent in this story about a translation of the Beowulf epic by J.R.R. Tolkien being discovered and which is now set to be published next year. Tolkien found Beowulf inspirational.
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Suck it trebec.
Photo Shoot
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The photographer for a national magazine was assigned to get
photos of a great forest fire. Smoke at the scene was too
thick to get any good shots, so he frantically called his home
office to hire a plane.
"It will be waiting for you at the airport!" he was assured
by his editor.
As soon as he got to the small, rural airport, sure enough,
a plane was warming up near the runway. He jumped in with
his equipment and yelled, "Let's go! Let's go!" The pilot
swung the plane into the wind and soon they were in the air.
"Fly over the north side of the fire," said the photographer,
"and make three or four low level passes."
"Why?" asked the pilot.
"Because I'm going to take pictures! I'm a photographer, and
photographers take pictures!" said the photographer with great
exasperation and impatience.
After a long pause the pilot said, "You mean you're not the
instructor?"
let the comments begin!
fp bitch
c to the izzex
what up y'all?
With my IP unbanned, here's another RPN example:
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Alg: exp ( (4+2)/7!)
RPN: 4 Enter 2 + 7 ! / exp
8 keystrokes, vs 11. RPN wins!
this wasn't released until the age where this dominates:
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One Beowulf cluster, to rule all clusters.
$cat
I thought only dead rappers could make new material.
....a beowulf cluster of those! ;)
-psy
.. so I looked it up. "Shitted" and "shat" are equivilent.
/., learn something new!
Read
turd burgler!
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