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Microsoft's Worst Enemy: Themselves

KobyBoy writes "Saw this story posted on OSnews this morning. "Microsoft's biggest threat isn't Linux, OpenOffice, or any piece of software at all--its themselves. Over the last eighteen months two distinctly different Microsoft cultures have emerged, often in opposition to each other." You can get the full article at Sudhian Media."

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  1. Court order not needed by KaiKaitheKai · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, it didn't take a supreme court order to split Microsoft in two.

  2. You Need Only Consider IIS... by BigBlockMopar · · Score: 4, Funny

    Of course Microsoft is their own worst enemy. Who else would allow IIS or Outlook - a security hole which masquerades as an e-mail client - to be some of their flagship products?

    The security holes are even more annoying than the damned animated paperclip.

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    Fire and Meat. Yummy.
    1. Re:You Need Only Consider IIS... by BigBlockMopar · · Score: 5, Funny

      My animated paperclip went on a bender and refuses to speak to me.

      The last time I heard mine was a dying scream as I mounted my FAT32 partition, navigated to it, and typed the magic letters:

      # rm -rf *

      It was high, blood-curdling, but strangely satisfying. Like the sound of the welds in a Honda's body popping as the car crusher takes it down to 3 apples tall, then the wet thunk of a cast-aluminum engine block cracking like a flowerpot in a vise.

      Mercifully, when I had to install Excel on Wine because OpenOffice doesn't do something as fscking simple as a polynomial regression, the damned paperclip didn't work.

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      Fire and Meat. Yummy.
  3. well, by kingofnopants · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, this proves it. Microsoft is everyone's worst enemy

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    Disco Stu was talkin' to you.
  4. Now if only.... by nizo · · Score: 5, Funny

    If we can get one half to sue the other half, we will have something.