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Requiem for the Disappearing Pay Phone

StarEmperor writes "This Washington Post article describes the steady disappearance of pay phones as cell phones become more commonplace. Many pay phones, which used to generate hundreds of dollars per month in revenue, are now used so infrequently that they cost money to operate. I wonder what kind of environmental hazard is posed by junking thousands of pay phones?"

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  1. What will happen to 2600 mag? by Lieutenant_Dan · · Score: 4, Funny

    Without pay phones pictures the back cover of 2600 will seem sooooo boring.

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    1. Re:What will happen to 2600 mag? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      [tangent] When I was stationed in Germany, the UK 5p was about the same size as the one Mark piece. You could use the 5p coin in the German phone booths.

      When I was in the airport in London, I asked this cashier for a Pound worth of 5p's and the guy says, "Your aren't planning on using these on the phones in Germany are you?"

      "Uh, no."

  2. Without public telephones... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Where will Clark Kent change into his Superman costume?!

    1. Re:Without public telephones... by dankwa · · Score: 2, Funny

      ... And HOW will the folks in Matrix get back to their ship when chased by the Agents?

    2. Re:Without public telephones... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I can think of one instance where you didn't use your sense of humor.

    3. Re:Without public telephones... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      Metropolis is the DC version of LA.

      Gotham is the NYC-ish town.

      Oh, and Star City is more or less San Fran.

      There are those out there who insist that Metropolis is in Deleware and Gotham is in New Jersey, but what the fuck to they know? Also, in the first Superman comics, Metropolis was obviously Cleveland.

      Nowadays, the location of Metropolis is just kept deliberately vague. Kind of like "Springfield" on the Simpsons being somewhere in fly-over land, but noplace in particular.

      Frank Miller once joked that Metropolis is NYC by day, and Gotham in NYC by night, but he was just being silly.

      Shit. I need a life.

  3. Re:where can I get one? by vasqzr · · Score: 3, Funny


    You've never seen those start-your-own-business things with payphones?

    Put them anywhere! tons of revenue!

    Check it out!

  4. Obscure Future Rama Joke by Znonymous+Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maybe they could replace them with Suicide Booths :)

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    1. Re:Obscure Future Rama Joke by macx666 · · Score: 4, Funny
      Maybe they could replace them with Suicide Booths :)
      Good idea! And they can charge 50 cents for unlimited use too! Oh, wait...
  5. This reminds me... by Jon+Abbott · · Score: 5, Funny

    When I recently opened the Back to the Future DVD trilogy and watched the second movie, there was one scene where Marty Jr. was using some kind of futuristic-looking pay phone. I laughed to myself and said, "I guess they didn't see the end of that one coming!"

  6. Re:Outside line? by outsider007 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Pay phones still have some use... doesn't anyone watch The Sopranos?

    is it where they change into their gangster clothes?

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  7. Re:where can I get one? by FyRE666 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm not sure where you are geographically, but over here in the UK the old red phoneboxes would be far too heavy to install in a house without major reinforcement for the floor. I'm guessing they were solid steel/iron, with about a million coats of paint each over the graphitti/urine ;-)

  8. I can remember by Regul8or · · Score: 2, Funny

    the last time I used a payphone I was playing quarter tones into it trying to trick the operator into giving me a free phone call. Also stuffing the coin returns. What else are you supposed to do in high school?

  9. Only Terrorists Use Public Telephones by jpt.d · · Score: 5, Funny


    How can the government ensure your security if you use public pay phones?

    Use your cell phone, or get one! That way your phone records are just a computer away from the people protecting your safety.

    Do not assist the Terrorists!

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  10. wtf?! by countzer0interrupt · · Score: 2, Funny

    Many pay phones, ... are now used so infrequently that they cost money to operate.


    You mean I've been putting my money into them for all this time for nothing?!

    Seriously though, perhaps if phone companies want to perpetuate the phone booth they should do more stuff like this.

    Sure, it can't be that good for profit, but it's bound to increase the popularity. But if you want to increase profit, there was a scheme a few years back where people listened to an advertisement at the start of a call to increase telco revenue. I've never seen (or heard) this done. Why not?
  11. Re:Pay phones are nowhere near as annoying by Greyfox · · Score: 4, Funny
    I swear I could strangle the jackass who actually took a call in the theater during the Two Towers last week.

    Why didn't you? Seriously, you paid 8 or 9 bucks to enjoy the movie and you shouldn't put up with some inconsiderate fucktard yacking on his cell phone. Demand, loudly and belligerently, that they hang up (feel free to use the word "fucktard." I like it.) and if that doesn't work, pick a fight with 'em. At the very least you'll get your money's worth of enjoyment out of beating them severely (Or being beaten severely, don't back down even if they're bigger than you. Once you go down that road there's no turning back.)

    Most people don't want to get in a fight so I doubt it'd ever come to blows anyway, and the audience will think you're a hero no matter the outcome. It's up to us all to stamp out the scourge of cell phones users in the movie theater.

    And yes, I walk that walk, though since I pay my tribute to the MPAA as rarely as possible I've only ever had to demand that someone turn their phone off once (It was G or PG so I said "jackass" and not "fucktard" -- see, I'm considerate!) and didn't even have to threaten physical violence. He hung up, politely watched the movie and cleared out of the theater almost before the credits hit the screen. I hope the experience was traumatic enough for him that he will be more polite in the future.

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  12. Re:Payphone Disposal by hitzroth · · Score: 4, Funny

    But.. but.. but.. telcoms equipment is sacred! Disposal must be accompanied by the appropriate rituals! /me prays to Tesla's ghost to carry the electrons and route the lost calls to their proper parties.

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  13. Re:So much BS, so little time. by iiioxx · · Score: 5, Funny

    People were irritating in theaters before they had cell phones. There have been people talking, having big hats, having big hair, being fat, having crying children, having body odor and everything else ever since we've gathered in groups to enjoy things together.

    I agree. It's not that the cellphones themselves are bad, they are just one more tool for people who tend to be rude and inconsiderate (the same type of people who talk, wear big hats, and don't bathe). Blaming the technology for the way it is used is total bullshit.

    I often carry my cell phone in movies and restaurants, but I put the ringer on vibrate. If it rings, you have to be right next to me to even hear it buzz. I check the caller ID, and if it's someone I absolutely need to speak with I answer it, and quietly tell them to hold while I step out of the theatre. If not, I let it go to voicemail and check it after the show.

    Are there a lot of phones that don't have vibrate? Or just a lot of people who don't care about irritating the people around them? I think it's less an issue of invasive technology, and more an issue of a culture of self-obsession.

    Case in point:

    I was in a theatre this past weekend. Outside the auditorium there was a bigass sign that said "Cellphone Free Zone". During the trailers, there was an announcement to turn off your cellphone. But sure enough, halfway through the movie, a cellphone rang in the row behind me, and the woman not only answered it, but sat there and carried on a conversation. No doubt, the woman felt she was above any petty social convention, and she was too important for the "rules" to apply to her.

    At this point, I lost my patience and decided to teach her a lesson about social convention. I stood up, turned around, and announced loudly, "turn off your phone or I will whip out my dick and piss on you!" I think she thought I was kidding until I reached for my fly. Then she told the caller "gotta go" and just hung up. I said, "thank you for your cooperation," sat back down, and tried hard not to ruin the moment by laughing my ass off...

  14. Re:So much BS, so little time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    If I'm on an airplane and hostages take over with box cutters, I want to say goodbye to my girlfriend before the plane runs into a building.


    Those pesky hostages, they just keep taking planes over with box cutters...

  15. Re:Pay phones are nowhere near as annoying by silentbozo · · Score: 3, Funny

    I would have yelled "Kill the guy with the cellphone!" and let the people immediately surrounding him take care of the problem. Of course, this would have been during the midnight showing, so the fan base there would have been easier to incite to kill a cellphone wielding idiot.

  16. Matrix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Wait! How will Keanu Reeves get out of the Matrix if he can't get to a pay phone????