Your iPod's Debug Menu
quakeslut writes "Want to access your iPods hidden debug menu with 16 developer tools, including a 'HDD Scan' and various system tests? Just 'restart' your iPod (press and hold the 'menu' and 'play/pause') and when the Apple comes up, press and hold the 'back', 'select' and 'next' buttons (all 3 buttons in the center row). Cool nerd stuff."
My cousin is over here (he has an iPod) and we just tried that procedure. Nothing. Stupid troll story, pity stories can't be modded down. Seriously.
...iPod debugs you!