Listen to Webpages While Driving
dimitril writes "Tired of sitting in your car for hours and practically doing nothing but listening to the radio or the same CD for the fifth time? You could use those hours by reading your websites with this little project. You will love those traffic jams!"
Another way to distract myself while driving and get myself killed!
The shareholder is always right.
So it will take a while to get through the menus. Who wants to hear:
faq
code
awards
journals
subscribe
older stuff
rob's page
preferences
submit story
advertising
supporters
past polls
topics
about
bugs
jobs
hof
Sections
apache
Dec 2
apple
Dec 31
(5 recent)
askslashdot
Dec 29
books
Dec 31
(2 recent)
bsd
Dec 22
developers
Dec 31
(2 recent)
features
Dec 23
interviews
Dec 23
radio
Jun 29
science
Jan 1
(7 recent)
yro
Dec 31
(3 recent)
While trying to get to the news? Why not overlay the text onto an LCD windshield? It's just as easy to kill yourself that way.
You can't judge a book by the way it wears its hair.
It's easier to convert the output of the speech synthesizer to mp3 and use an MP3 player for the car. That way, you don't have to dress up like the Borg to do a fast forward/reverse/skip. The code for dealing with it is also much simpler. Here's a simple 8 line Bash script that downloads a list of URLs and converts them to MP3 files (options are from memory, so double check before using it):
/card/audio$id.mp3
id=0
cat list-of-urls |
while read url; do
lynx -dump $url |
rsynth-say -l temp.pcm
bladeenc -mono -b 32 -rawfreq=8000 -rawbits=16 -rawchannels=2 temp.pcm
((id++))
done
You can run this nightly from cron. If you want better speech output, use Festival. You may want to filter the output from "lynx" through a sed script to remove redundant content.
Anybody remember 'radio'? On the radio people read the news to you. They even play music. Old idea.
Me: Computer follow the link someone posted on slashdot.
Computer: following link to http://goatse.cx
me : DOH no STOP STOP STOP!!!
Computer : Loading page..
Computer : ARG my EYES@!!!!!
Me : where is that smoke coming from..
*insert car accident*
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