you'd be amazed...
by
inode_buddha
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· Score: 4, Funny
at how powerful data mining tecniques can be. Why, just today I have recieved 3 more "Nigerian" mails, an offer to increase my bust size (I'm a guy), and an excellent credit report from 5 different, unheard-of companies...
Of course, the local supermarket cannot accept my personal check for groceries without their "discount card", never mind that it was *their* database admins who lost my account after a few weeks...
(er, yeah right, and my driver's licence and birth certificate aren't worth as much as their card ??)
Ggrrrrrrr......
-- C|N>K
Data Mining Briefly Explained
by
hdparm
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· Score: 4, Funny
at how powerful data mining tecniques can be. Why, just today I have recieved 3 more "Nigerian" mails, an offer to increase my bust size (I'm a guy), and an excellent credit report from 5 different, unheard-of companies...
Of course, the local supermarket cannot accept my personal check for groceries without their "discount card", never mind that it was *their* database admins who lost my account after a few weeks...
(er, yeah right, and my driver's licence and birth certificate aren't worth as much as their card ??)
Ggrrrrrrr......
C|N>K
1. Collect data
2. Do some mining
3. ???
4. Profit!