New Estimates for Universe's Age
Makarand writes "In a study published recently in the journal Science,
a team of researchers say that they are 95% sure the universe is between 11.2 billion
and 20 billion years old according to this
article on Space.com.
The new calculations from cosmologists at Case Western Reserve University and Dartmouth College involved new information about old star clusters in our galaxy and a better understanding of how stars evolve." Which blows my theory that the Universe is predated by Zsa Zsa Gabor, but oh well.
Only 11 to 20 billion years and I'm somewhere between 4 to 693,000 years old
a team of researchers say that they are 95% sure Zsa Zsa Gabor is between 86 and 172 years old
When will I end this grieving ? When will my future begin ?
42!
. . . no, wait, that's the answer to a different question.
"This must be a Thursday, I never could get the hang of Thursdays."
They're only 95% sure. I'm 100% sure the universe is over 1000 years old. I'm only 5% away from the top scientists! Woot!
The universe is 4003 years old. Everyone knows that, details of the universe's creation can be found in the Bible.
I mean really, when are these so-called scientists going to stop with this ploy to undermine The Truth.
Jeeze.
I have to take their word for it. I can't remember anything before 8 billion years ago. Maybe my memory isn't what it used to be a couple of billion years ago.
...the upper limit on the age of the the fuzzy leftovers in the back of my fridge.