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Linux Security: Reflections on 2002, Eye on 2003
Mirko Zorz writes "Here are the reflections on Linux security in 2002 and predictions for 2003 by Bob Toxen, one of the 162 recognized developers of Berkeley UNIX and author of the acclaimed book "Real World Linux Security" already in its 2nd edition. Read more at Help Net Security."
i agree. i saw a preview for that and it made me nearly shit my pants. i mean, laugh out fucking loud funny. i reached my hand down my pants, past the dick and balls and straight to the asshole area to feel for wetness. while there was some wetness, i don't feel like it counts as a "shit my pants"-event since there wasn't a log to be found. but i digress, it's going to be great fun to download that film and watch it in the privacy of my own home while masturbating. god, i love to masturbate. it fucking rules. i mean, that's got to be proof that god is real right fucking there. the christian church should start using the motto: "masturbation: god's invention" or some horseshit like that. of course, they could probably bring in a few more converts if they stopped fucking little kids. as those stupid fucks always say, you'll catch more flies with honey than vinegar. although, you'll catch the most flies with shit - which brings me back around to what i started in about on this post and therefore i have come full circle. and we know what that means? circle jerk time!!!