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The Speed Of Gravity Revealed

redwolfoz writes "New Scientist is reporting that the speed of gravity has been measured for the first time. 'The landmark experiment shows that it travels at the speed of light, meaning that Einstein's general theory of relativity has passed another test with flying colours.' Researchers made the measurement of the fundamental physical constant with the help of the planet Jupiter. One important consequence of the result is that it will help constrain the number of possible dimensions in the Universe."

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  1. Wow. by Skyshadow · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wow, that's pretty cool. Now if we could only figure out why and how gravity works, we'd be in business.

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    1. Re:Wow. by 56 · · Score: 5, Funny
      Gravity works because we believe in it. Just stop believing in it and it will stop working.

      Not working? You must not be trying hard enough.

    2. Re:Wow. by Evil+Adrian · · Score: 2, Funny

      The order of universal forces, from strongest to weakest, is Electomagnetic, Strong, Weak, and Gravitational. So gravity, you see, is the weakest force in the universe.

      Try telling Sonny Bono that.

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    3. Re:Wow. by cant_get_a_good_nick · · Score: 5, Funny

      Gravity works because we believe in it.
      Thats the Hanna-Barbera Law of Special Relativity.

    4. Re:Wow. by Rauser · · Score: 5, Funny

      To test this, you just have to throw yourself at the floor... and miss!

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    5. Re:Wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny
      Try telling Sonny Bono that.

      Or Pamela Anderson, for that matter.

    6. Re:Wow. by grammar+fascist · · Score: 3, Funny

      Gravity works because we believe in it. Just stop believing in it and it will stop working.

      I've had good luck so far just not looking down, and not reading the sign.

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    7. Re:Wow. by Jim+Hall · · Score: 2, Funny

      Gravity works because we believe in it. Just stop believing in it and it will stop working.

      Ah, you must be referring to flying:

      There is an art, or, rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. Pick a nice day and try it. All it requires is simply the ability to throw yourself forward with all your weight, and the willingness not to mind that it's going to hurt.

    8. Re:Wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Yeap. It is at the speed of light.

      As soon as the character looked down and saw that they are over a cliff, they started falling down.

    9. Re:Wow. by salimma · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's easy. just tie a cat feet-to-feet and a buttered toast, buttered side up, on your head, and jump.

      The cat has to land on its feet, the toast has to land on the buttered side, so you can't fall!

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    10. Re:Wow. by salimma · · Score: 3, Funny

      Hey, whoever moderated the parent post as +1 Informative, I hope it was done in a light mood and you were not serious about it :P

      That, or I underestimated the grave state of public school education :-p

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  2. Flying Colours by EuroChild · · Score: 5, Funny

    But of course, travelling at the speed of light, all the flying colours just appeared red due to the red-shift.

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  3. Practical Applications by handy_vandal · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sure, this experiment will "help constrain the number of possible dimensions in the Universe" ... but will it lead to new weapons?

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    1. Re:Practical Applications by 56 · · Score: 2, Funny
      Well, we can now pull Saddam out of Iraq at the speed of light, all we need is a gravity generator.

      Ideas, anyone?

  4. Gravity Weapon: Wide-Spread Effect by handy_vandal · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sure, we could pull Saddam out of Iraq with a gravity generator ... pull out the Tigris and Euphrates, while we're at it -- the whole damned Cradle of Civilization.

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  5. Re:Cowardly for a reason! by dracken · · Score: 4, Funny

    Something doesnt have to have mass to have speed. Plonk a stone on a pond, you create waves. The waves have speed but dont have "mass" per se. Gravity in general relativity is similar. The entire universe is immersed in Space-time (kinda like water in a pond). Objects inside spacetime tend to "warp" spacetime. Like poking a finger into a stretched rubber sheet, creating a depression. So objects near them tend to tumble into the depression - bingo! this is gravity. This is what general relativity says. Now if this is true, warping in spacetime cannot occur instantaneously (no wave travels faster than light) as assumed in newtonian mechanics. This is what has been proved now. "Distortions in space-time does not propagate faster than light" or in other words "gravity does not travel faster than light". So no "mass" or "moving object" is involved per se.

  6. Speed of Darkness... by edashofy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, now we have the speed of light AND the speed of gravity! If we can find out the Speed of Darkness, we'll be all set!

  7. it's not circular argument by RelliK · · Score: 5, Funny

    I prefer to think of it as having no loose ends...

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  8. school lunches by zogger · · Score: 2, Funny

    "mass equivalence" hmm that means photons are almost the same as that stuff that was laying on the plate on thursdays back at my old junior high. It was a meat-like equivalent.

  9. Awwwww, yeah! by flacco · · Score: 5, Funny
    One important consequence of the result is that it will help constrain the number of possible dimensions in the Universe.

    YESSS! In your FACE, Infinite-dimension Universe theorists! You SUCK!

    Yeaaaaah! Gimme one up top, bro!

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  10. Re:Event Horizon by skaffen42 · · Score: 4, Funny

    the energy of a photon has a mass equivalence, but it does not have mass

    Bastard. I'm going to have sleepless nights trying to figure out what the hell you mean by that. This is not the kind of concept mere mortals like me should have to deal with while sober.

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  11. When I hear "Sonny Bono", I think... by yerricde · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sonny Bono's failure to grasp rudimentary physics can be seen as yet another case of evolution in action.

    But can Sonny Bono's failure to grasp rudimentary constitutional law be seen as yet another case of evolution in action?

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  12. Officer... by batobin · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...you see, it's all component forces. If you look at the free body diagram of my car travelling on the road, you'll see the normal force, force of gravity, and my velocity in the x direction. As I mentioned, one of these component forces is gravity, labelled FsubG. It was recently discovered, and posted on slashdot, that the speed of said force is 3x10^7m/s.

    And THAT'S why, officer, your radar reported that I was going 60 in a 40 zone!

    1. Re:Officer... by Idarubicin · · Score: 3, Funny
      It was recently discovered, and posted on slashdot, that the speed of said force is 3x10^7m/s.

      And THAT'S why, officer, your radar reported that I was going 60 in a 40 zone!

      Well, no wonder you had a problem. The speed of light is ten times slower in your universe that in that of the officer's. When his radar beam slowed passing into your frame of reference, your apparent speed increased proportionally.

      But just try explaining that to a jury.

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  13. Whew! by bazmonkey · · Score: 2, Funny

    One important consequence of the result is that it will help constrain the number of possible dimensions in the Universe.

    You're damn right. I was worried.

    Dimensions running rampant without limit... what's next, violent television and people masturbating???

    It's a sad, sad world. Good thing we have that dimensional problem under control!

  14. Dammit! by digitalsushi · · Score: 4, Funny

    I asked my physics teacher the very same exact question- "if the sun disappeared, would the earth fly off from its orbit instantly, or would it take about 8 minutes?" He goes "it would be like snipping a cord- instantaneous". Discouraged, I went into the slashdot-posting, linux compiling netadmin that I am today, never knowing the true path of lab coats, leather gauntlets, and welding glasses that is physics- How dare you Stockwell! You stole my life with an assumption and I want my five years back!!!

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  15. What the physics geeks really think by hayden · · Score: 5, Funny
    I think this quote sums it up pretty well.

    "Remember the Unified Field Theory? Well, forget it. Physicists have pretty much thrown in the towel on unifying gravity with the other elemental forces, so now we have the Standard Model, which says that everything works together in intricate harmony except gravity, which is on holiday in Tasmania and need not concern us further."
    - Jon Carroll on the Higgs Boson

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  16. That's why scientists changed the speed of Light by bahwi · · Score: 3, Funny

    "You can't go faster than the speed of light."

    "Of course not. That's why scientists changed the speed of light in 2208."

  17. Travelling at the speed of light? I think not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ... in fact, light is travelling at the speed of gravity.