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Customer-owned Networks: ZapMail & Telecoms
sasha writes "Here's a good article that describes how we, the consumers, can play the role of competitors to the vendors of products and services we buy. The author draws a parallel between FedEx's ZapMail failure and current situation with VoIP and WiFi in regard to the phone companies."
Linux was great at being better than win95/98. But now that Microsoft has winXP and Media Center Edition, linux is left behind like a snot-nosed little bitch. Linux will do well in 3rd world environments, but it is dead on the desktop.
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FedEx zaps YOUR mail!
TO THE EXTREME I ROCK A MIC LIKE A VANDAL!
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Reason: Don't use so many caps. It's like YELLING.