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Detailed Preview of Masters of Orion 3

garibald writes "Constantine, the head developer, promised that there would be a detailed preview of the game this week, and here it is at Apolyton. Constantine also said the game was in it's final regression testing. Here's hoping that the game will be out by the end of this month." Oh, Lordie, if I counted the hours I spent playing MOO and MOO2 - I'm really looking forward to this one.

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  1. First of all, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    let us consider the grizzle of a shizzle pizzle. Also, squids are humping in my coffee cup.

  2. "Oh lordie" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Once upon a time there was a dog named Wanie. She could lay eggs and a strange property of her eggs was that they could lay eggs themselves. When she got mad the hair on her back would explode upward and her eyes would bulge out and she would rear up like an oval. And whenever anyone talked about her, they had to do so in a very gruff voice and put the emphasis on the second syllable of her name rather than the first.

  3. in soviet russia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    In Soviet Russia Orion masters YOU!

    word 2 mom

  4. OH MY GOD JESUS CHRIST LORD IN MY PANTS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I forgot what I was going to say.

  5. In Republikan Amerika... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    We kill our own people for the Oil God(TM).

  6. jiggle me timbers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    y0h0h0

  7. IN SOVIET RUSSIA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Demonic humanoid frogs jump on you and croak out their horrible breath in your face and rape you and play rap music.

  8. All your base by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    1.) Rampant Nazi demonic humanoid frog penises
    2.) ???
    3.) Profit!
    4.) CowboyNeal
    5.) I can have an extra option if I want

    Am I the only one who wants a threesome with Ronald Reagan and Margaret Thatcher?

  9. Re:Sounds familiar..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    No offense, "Ryo", but can you please tell me why so many of you anime fanboys adopt Japanese nick names and learn 1 line of some Japanese phrase to impress the "japanese girlies" and pretend you are Japanese? I mean, wtf!? It doesn't make you "cool". Far from it. And here's a hint and a half for your little white boy suburban ass. You would still be a girl-frightening dweeb in the metropolis of Tokyo as you are whereever the fuck in the U.S. you are.

    This is the 2nd time I've had to talk to you about this, by the way.

  10. Re:What kind of convoluted logic course did he tak by voudras · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    yea, now he just spanks it to porn

  11. Re:Favorite MOO2 Memory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Kind of reminds me of my favorite memories of Old Kike.

  12. Re:What kind of convoluted logic course did he tak by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Goatse.cx none the less. Calling some one a nerd... You are reading /. arn't you?

    Now thats the pot calling the kettle black.

  13. THAT'S THINKING OUTSIDE THE MOTHER FUCKING BOX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Much love. Sea cucumbaz in tha house.

  14. Please mod this down... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    ...because I'd hate to draw too much attention to the troll that I'm replying to.

    I just stopped playing cocksucking video games when my dick started sprouting pubic hair.

    Really? I would've thought that that would be about the age that you'd start taking an interest in these mythical games which can perform felatio.

    Damn, imagine a Beowolf cluster of cocksucking video games!

    Mod: -1 pr0n reference, -1 Beowolf cluster reference, -1 responding to a troll

  15. One of the funniest threads I've read by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    this year, at least :)