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Google Responds to SearchKing's Lawsuit

Posted by CowboyNeal on from the legal-parlance dept.

The Importance of writes "Back in October, SearchKing sued Google for reducing SearchKing's pagerank, as previously reported. Now, Google has filed a reply and a motion to dismiss. LawMeme has both documents as well as analysis."

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  1. IN SOVIET RUSSIA... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    In Soviet Russia, search engine files motion to dismiss YOU!

    1. Re:IN SOVIET RUSSIA... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      in soviet russia, that meme is still funny.

    2. Re:IN SOVIET RUSSIA... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      In light of Google office's live screen of search terms everyone who supports Google click this link!

    3. Re:IN SOVIET RUSSIA... by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      "In Soviet Russia, search engine files motion to dismiss YOU!"

      Well, if you can't reuse, then recycle.

    4. Re:IN SOVIET RUSSIA... by BluedemonX · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Why in the name of Thor's hammer Mjolnir was this modded up as funny, whereas every other "IN SOVIET RUSSIA" post gets modded down as Offtopic or Troll?

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    5. Re:IN SOVIET RUSSIA... by susano_otter · · Score: 1, Offtopic
      Apparently, because the idea of a search engine dismissing a person actually is funny.

      Unlike, for example, Yakovisms such as

      "In Soviet Russia, Trolls mod you!"

      Come to think of it, that's true here, as well.

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  2. Impressive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I think I may have scored a first post! But, to avoid the 20 second filter, allow me to sing!

    Duff Beer for me
    Duff Beer for you
    I'll have a Duff
    You have one too

    I could go for a titfuck now. Anyone know if Kathleen Fent is available?

  3. laehcim siht pilf tib by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    ecaf tnuc gniyortsed tenibac iebuj ,gnippals hctib gnimalf a era uoY!

  4. Google Responds to SearchKing's Lawsuit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Google Responds to SearchKing's Lawsuit!!! more like celda

  5. I'd suggest a /. solution. by teamhasnoi · · Score: 1, Offtopic
    SearchKing can have the /. mods come over and mod Google (-1 Redundant).

    That'll fix their wagon, but good!

    Seriously, who gave the monkeys the mod points? Ooop, ooop!

  6. Search king... by mattyohe · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    has an old buggy, insecure XMB 1.6 - Magic Lantern board if anyone wants a board to "test"

    http://gooogle.searchking.com/googleBcool/

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  7. Spelling - a great U.S. tradition. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Why the fuck do people have trouble adding "ING" to words?

    SUCKING
    FUCKING
    POSTING
    Suing (Not "SUEING")
    Lying (Not "LIEING")

    I hope "where you live" isn't in an English-speaking country, because your post would indicate a terrible educational system. You stupid fuck.

    "I'd doubt you'd find a lawyer..."

    What a HORRIBLE construct.

    To reiterate: YOU STUPID FUCK.

    -MondoMor

  8. Send michael after them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    He'll give 'em a good, solid, bitchslapping and mod down every link in their entire database that even has the word "google" on the page.

    But it won't be censorship.

    -MM

  9. Re:If I were Google by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    "Personally, I would have preferred something with Mel Brooks...but I don't think he did anything with lawyers."

    Oh great, a drewish... uh.. Well shit I can't think of a Mel Brooks reference either.

  10. Re:If I were Google by Floyd+Turbo · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Well, Blazing Saddles had Attorney General Hedley Lamarr:

    "There might be a legal precedent! Of course, Land Snatching . . . land, land . . . 'Land, see Snatch'. Ah, Hailie vs. United Sates. Hailie: 7, United States: nothing! You see, it can be done!"

  11. I thought it was funny :P by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    let's not be so negative!

  12. Re:If I were Google by The+Bungi · · Score: 1, Offtopic
    The first post is Score:5, Insightful.

    By an Anonymous Coward.

    The Prince of Darkness can take me away now.

  13. Re:If I were Google by zmooc · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Just look a bit further down. There you'll find nearly exactly the same post somewhere in some thread, only not quite anonymous. But just as stupid:P

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  14. Re:SearchKing ... PlowKing ... RainKing ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Pathetic. You're such a nerd, and I don't mean that in a good way. You're a total twat, dork, sitting there at the computer eating Cheet-Os and popping zits on your monitor. Fucking loser.

  15. Re:If I were Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    You're an idiot Java is the addon app for windows..., not a weblink database.