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Microsoft Drops .NET Name For Next Windows Server

metamatic writes "C|net is reporting that Microsoft is dropping the name "Windows .NET Server" and going back to "Windows Server 200x" (where x is currently expected to be 3). Other products with .NET in the name are also being evaluated for renaming. Analysts are being quoted as saying that slapping .NET on so many Microsoft products has confused people as to what .NET actually means. Or could it be that customers know what it means, but nobody wants to buy it?" Obiwan Kenobi points out a similar article at ENT News

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  1. Hmmm by hether · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    slapping .NET on so many Microsoft products has confused people as to what .NET actually means

    Crap?

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  2. .NET should really be called .NOT by spullum69 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    microsoft (is) .NOT worth the money
    windows (is) .NOT a business server .NET lets bugs slip right through
    Office (is) .NOT an internet application (or very fast for that matter)
    Visual Studio (is) .NOT something new
    Windows (is) .NOT stable
    the Micro$oft XBux, it's .NOT even a threat to Playstation or Gamecube
    Microsoft (is) .NOT an innovator
    Microsoft (is) .NOT the answer
    Microsoft (is) .NOT an equal player in the industry
    Microsoft (is) .NOT to be trusted
    Windows (is) .NOT finished
    Windows (is) .NOT ready to ship
    Windows (is) .NOT user-friendly
    Windows (is) .NOT an original product (or even their own product)
    Windows (is) .NOT going to boot up this time
    Windows (is) .NOT secure

    product monikers for future M$ products: .SUX, .BILL (founder of M$ and what you pay to M$), .MS, .NT, .DOS (the real truth), .WIN .BLUE, .BUG -> my favorite

    let's try some of these out
    Microsoft Windows .BUG Server
    Microsoft Windows .BUG Home Edition
    Microsoft Windows (really is) .DOS
    Microsoft Plus! for Windows .BUG (more bugs 4 j00)
    Microsoft Windows .BILL 21st Century Edition 2003 .BUG -> OK, I'm done

    www.windows.blue (KABOOM!)

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