California Consumers Settle MS Antitrust Suit
lseltzer writes "According to AP, $1.1B in Microsoft products will go to California consumers to settle antitrust claims against the company. I bet the lawyers don't get paid in software." Actually, the article says that those who apply for some of the settlement will receive "vouchers redeemable for any manufacturer's computer-related products and software."
In Soviet Russia, court issues vouchers to purchase YOU!
hahah, i win!
This is a troll... Please mod it down.
This may be slightly off-topic, so mod me down accordingly, but isn't it a little inappropriate to equate Microsoft with the Borg? I mean, that would be suggesting that the technology that they create is actually superior to all other technologies out there, which we all know on
Instead, why not use the aliens of 'Aliens' fame for the metaphor? They're ravenous, all-consuming, and wouldn't know a proper operating system from a hole in the ground. Plus, they're bugs, something that Microsoft software has been equates with more times than one can shake a stick of RAM at...
Well, it is.
(Just an experiment to see how far I can get down modded.)
Vote monkeys into Congress. They are cheaper and more trustworthy.
I know it's off topic but... The slashdot quote of today was "Knowledge is power -- knowledge shared is power lost. -- Aleister Crowley." Bit of a strange quote for a site that pushes open-source, no?