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Ancanar Teaser Trailer Available

Posted by michael on from the support-independent-film dept.

Still Gainfully Unemployed writes "A teaser trailer for Ancanar, an indie Tolkien inspired fantasy film, has been released. Check it out. It's not a Tolkien story, but rather inspired by his works."

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  1. Ancanar has not the bandwidth of Tolkien by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Give us a mirror to gaze upon, oh mighty wizzard! :)

  2. Based on the works of Tolkien by Well... · · Score: 5, Funny

    Do you mean based on as in the way The Two Towers is based on Tolkien, or is it more accurate than that?

    1. Re:Based on the works of Tolkien by Paolomania · · Score: 4, Funny

      i guess that to some, anything less than scrolling the text of LOTR over the movie screen would not constitute as a "movie adaptation".

    2. Re:Based on the works of Tolkien by macshit · · Score: 3, Funny
      i guess that to some, anything less than scrolling the text of LOTR over the movie screen would not constitute as a "movie adaptation".

      Ha ha ha! You think that would suffice?

      If they did that, there'd be violent protests that the text was not the right version...

      `` Clearly, there should an extra comma on page 453, line 10, after the word "Alpo." I can't believe that awful hack Peter Jackson left it out! bastard. Bastard! YARRRRG!!!!''
      --
      We live, as we dream -- alone....
  3. Fantasy and Fantasier by DarthWiggle · · Score: 1, Funny

    Since I can't see the trailer, I have to make it up.

    In this one, Dorfo and Samdumb go frolicking west across Amerrycah in their K-Y delivery van, lubing their way from adventure to adventure in their quest to destroy the Wrinngius Unus which was stolen from the Great Lord Mauron after a battle in which Mauron was defeated by a band of singing barbers. The movie climaxes when, at a Mauron's resort in Misted Mountains of Kallorahdoe, Samdumb gets his tongue stuck to a conveniently-placed ski-lift, and in order to unstick him, Dorfo engages in rough butt love to heat him up.

    The passionate Nhobbit Love opens up a HUGE CRACK in the earth, into which an alert but orgasmic Dorfo tosses the Wringius Unus, thereby destroying it and Mauron... ... thereby leaving the world unprotected from the resurrected band of singing barbers.

    Celine Dion writes the title song, My Hardon Will Go On.

    1. Re:Fantasy and Fantasier by DarthWiggle · · Score: 3, Funny

      Flamebait? Jeez, that'll teach me never to make fun of fantasy again.

  4. Two Towers now showing at Slashdot... by SkoZombie · · Score: 4, Funny
    Starring:
    • Cowboy Neal, as Gandalf as Not-so-gray
    • ./ readers, as the orcish hordes
    • micheal, as Saruman (He is directing the orchish hordes, remember?)
    • http://www.ancanar.com/, as the wall of helm's deep
    • Apache Server, as aragon and gimli (trying to hold back the orcish hordes)
    • Slashdot Effect, as the pyro effects that destroy the walls of helms deep.