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Earliest Stellar Objects Found

Posted by chrisd on from the virtual-classes-for-the-universe dept.

Microsofts slave writes "Scientists belive that they have found the earliest objects (new zork times registration required) in space. 26 galaxies and three quasars were observed at thirteen billion light years away, at time when the universe is belived to have been only 1 billion years old."

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  1. Infocom? by CableModemSniper · · Score: 3, Funny

    A yes, the new Zork times, a very reputable paper.

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  2. Zorks! by nightherper · · Score: 1, Funny
    How do you hit Z instead of Y? Yeesh.

    Does this mean the universe will hit old age and die faster?

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  3. Re:weird by Alsee · · Score: 3, Funny

    The anthropic principle is cool. I always wanted to start a cult around it

    Ah, yes. You will worship me as an all-powerful cult leader and give me all your money because if I weren't an all-powerful cult leader then there wouldn't have been a cult in the first place. Hehe

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