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NASA Announces Enviromentally Friendly Jet Fuel

drama writes "From the Press Release: 'Two years of collaboration between Stanford University, Palo Alto, Calif., and NASA's Ames Research Center, Moffett Field, Calif., have led to the development of a non-toxic, easily handled fuel made from a substance similar to what is used in common candles. The by-products of combustion of the new fuel are carbon dioxide and water; unlike conventional rocket fuel that produces aluminum oxide and acidic gasses, such as hydrogen chloride.' Or for pictures and more info, visit the site."

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  1. FP! by ak_hepcat · · Score: 4, Funny

    Woot! I feel sorry for all the bees that NASA will be milking, just to make enough rocket fuel for the next launch..

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  2. Paraffin? by Dr+Caleb · · Score: 5, Funny
    Making the fuel from a paraffin derivative gives new meaning to "Let's light this candle!"

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    1. Re:Paraffin? by Audacious · · Score: 3, Funny

      I just want to know what scent it comes in. If it's one of those really heavy scents like Magnolia's I'll pass on going to see the launch. ;-)

      Rose would be good, especially if it got off of the ground. ;-P

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  3. Fuel? by nother_nix_hacker · · Score: 5, Funny

    They should just fill it with coke and shake it then take the lid off sending it into orbit. Sometimes the simple solutions are the best.

    1. Re:Fuel? by Russ+Steffen · · Score: 5, Funny

      And sometimes the simple solutions are the ones that leave you drenched in coke.

    2. Re:Fuel? by Dr+Caleb · · Score: 4, Funny
      And sometimes the cruel solutions leave you drenched in coke, without the benefit of having ethier vodka or lime.

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    3. Re:Fuel? by mstyne · · Score: 3, Funny

      They should just fill it with coke...

      Captain Morgan, are you ready for liftoff?

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  4. Wax byproducts? by grub · · Score: 1, Funny


    Too bad this wasn't done in the 80s, the Challenger crew could have just grabbed the candle wick and climbed down.

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  5. Hey!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Slashdotting (DDOS) a .gov site can get you 20 years to life. Chrisd, you're about to be classigied as an enemy of the state.

  6. Re:Correct me if I'm wrong by Mulletproof · · Score: 5, Funny

    And it does make you wonder how many cars = one booster when it comes to total emissions produced... I'd say, a couple million, on top of all the heat waste you dump into the atmosphere. I want to see an environmentalist chain himseld to a rocket >:)

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  7. Just in time for the Axis of Evil... by zcollier · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now they can launch their SCUD missiles full of Anthrax, Botulism, or whatever, and need not be concerned about polluting the atmosphere!

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  8. Re:Correct me if I'm wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    You'd need at least two, so the rocket isn't unbalanced at takeoff...

  9. Re:carbon dioxide not toxic? by JesseL · · Score: 3, Funny

    How do you figure that carbon dioxide is any-toxic? It seems to me that all the ways it could hurt you are pretty obviously not chemically disrupting bodily function. For example, it could suffocate you by displacing breathable air but the same goes for water and pillows.

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  10. Re:That's Rocket Fuel!!!! by Professor_Quail · · Score: 4, Funny

    Or it cuts the flight time from New York to San Francisco to about 90 seconds.

  11. Re:who cares about the paraffin what is the oxidiz by xiitone · · Score: 2, Funny

    But how long before the world's salmon supply gets depleted? More short-sighted NASA tomfoolery.

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  12. Re:If this new fuel is so great, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Sure you can use it to make your car fly. But just remember this: "What goes up must come down," but not necessarily in the same number of pieces!

  13. Why did this take so long? by Innominate+Recreant · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's not rocket science. Um... never mind.

  14. Re:jet != rocket by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Your're all geek dufusses. A jet is a rocket! Where do you think thrust comes from? Bernoulli over the compressor blades?

  15. Re:jet != rocket by orthogonal · · Score: 5, Funny

    At any rate, if it can burn, some rocket has used it as a fuel.

    Cats?

    Oh please, please, please say yes.

    Meeeeeeoooooooooooow!

  16. Re:Not a big deal. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    cubane fuels
    man, a cigar-powered rocket would STINK.

    ;-)
  17. Re:Correct me if I'm wrong by Kaz+Riprock · · Score: 3, Funny

    And then the ocean becomes one big bottle of seltzer...what clown came up with this idea?

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  18. Re:Carbon dioxide and water! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I'm getting
    more and more convinced that overpopulation, more than anything else,
    is the source of all of our problems.


    Obviously. 99% of you fuckers have to go. Off the planet, now. Good-bye.