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Slashback: :CueCat, Exercise, Wormage

Slashback tonight brings you updates on the current doings (and name) of J. Jovan Philyaw, the man behind the :CueCat, the alleged worldwide infestation of file-trading computers with an RIAA-sponsored worm (not true, they say), the privacy implications of GeoURL markup, and more. Read on for the details.

When pranksters float your trial balloons for you. ninenet writes "A follow-up on the story posted earlier on Slashdot ... The RIAA has now officially stated that the claims of an elaborate P2P worm are 'a complete hoax.' A story on eWeek quotes an RIAA spokesman as saying, "Someone forwarded the message to us and that was the first we heard or read about it.""

<Location>,<location>,<location > A few days ago, we mentioned the interesting geographic lookup / markup system of GeoURL. Joshua Schachter, the fellow who runs GeoURL (and editor of memepool, to boot), writes with "some responses of mine to comments posted:

Q: "Why not use the WHOIS database for address information?"

A: GeoURL is geographic content markup. Nobody cares where your server is - where are YOU? That said, I'm waiting for someone to hook their GPS into their web page and keep GeoURL updated.

This way different URLs can have different coordinates, as well.

Q: "Blah blah blah blah privacy."

A: If you want privacy, don't put your location on your web page.

Q: "You're evil and you're going to steal this information and go private, just like CDDB did."

A: The content is marked up on the pages and not entered into my database. Anyone could easily write a similar service (and I hope they do.)

I plan to create a page containing lessons learned and useful code snippets for other people who would like to implement similar stuff."

Most importantly, I hope this helps the development of distributed speed-trap logging and mapping!

Making this up would be too easy. An anonymous reader writes "Egomaniacal former Dot.Bomb 'entrepreneur' J. Jovan Philyaw has escaped the asylum and is back with even bigger delusions of grandeur. When last we saw him, J.J. was trying to shove the misbegotten :CueCat/:CRQ combination on unsuspecting users. Now, he's apparently writing a couple of books, selling his 'power crystals' that adorned the offices of Digital:Convergence, and changing his name: his sites refer to him now as J. Hutton Pulitzer. Apparently the utter and complete failure of Digital:Convergence (loss of at least $185M) hasn't dented his ego one bit. In his bio, he actually compares himself to Thomas Edison. A hilarious must-read for those who followed the :CueCat debacle (and for those of us who worked there)."

I hope all these things can be adapted for recumbents. Jamie Briant writes: "Saw your update to the slashdot story on games for exercise bikes. I'm a developer for exertris.com that makes a bike with LCD screen built in, which we sell primarily to gyms, but you can buy in the UK at Harrods. We write and tune the games specifically to motivate you to exercise."

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  1. the bio by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Don't bother clicking, y'all. This bozo doesn't deserve the notoriety that a good Slashdotting would bring. Here's the funniest part, smart quotes endumbened but all typos left intact. Just look upon his works, ye mighty, and despair:
    Who Is J. Hutton Pulitzer?

    J. Hutton Pulitzer is one of the most prolific independent Inventors of modern times and of the new millennium. His obvious "Invention and Passion Gene" seems to date back to his Royal German Ancestry as early as 1492 in the development of what is now modern Germany. Known for being "ahead of his time" in vision, thought and product development. J. Hutton has created many "first". One notable being the first syndicated television program in the world to combine simultaneous broadcast via Television, Radio and the Internet. His highly rated, award winning and acclaimed program, Net Talk Live!, which broadcast a record 245 original episodes, created a network of over 700 TV stations (ABC, NBC, FOX, CBS, WB and many Independent stations) and 200 radio stations-- Coast To Coast! In a format that is now copied by all the major networks, J. Hutton's show was broadcast to over 1.5 million TV homes worldwide on cable and broadcast television. His creation paved the way to the integration of various broadcast mediums around one syndicated theme. A sought after public speaker and industry trade writer, J. Hutton Pulitzer has presented his teachings to audiences as large as 45,000 and he has been guest lecturer and featured speaker/panelist at such prestigious educational institutions as Harvard Business School, Stanford University, The Cato Institute, University of Michigan, University of Texas, The C.E.O.'s Roundtable and corporations such as American Airlines, Radio Shack, Microsoft, NBC, Merrill Lynch, Bear Stearns and many others.
    I weep for the Republic.
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    I write in my journal
  2. on excercising games by lingqi · · Score: 5, Interesting

    So... besides the tried and true DanceDanceRevolution (and all its spinoffs - the korean versions seems the hardest so far), there are many others nowadays. (and have been)

    For those who complains that there is insufficient stuff for your hands to do because "nobody dances like that", there is also ParaParaParadise or somesuch that focuses on the hands. If you follow *exactly* what the person do onscreen, it actually gets pretty fancy.

    Moreover, in Japan I have seen some boxing games where you would put on a pair of gloves and hit targets as they come up; at least one of them is themed after "Fist of the Northern Star." Also gives you quite a cardiovascular workout after a while.

    Then we have the horse-riding ones... While looking silly, those gets tiring!

    Another "all the rage" game is a drumming one. The Playstation version is not so tiring, but in the arcade with big drums and relatively heavy sticks, they can get interesting mighty quick (since for fast tracks you have to accelerate a fairly massy stick to the drum at high frequency).

    In ESPN-zone in downtown Chicago, there is also a rock-climbing thingy. Nobody can afford one on their own, but that's probably the most physically engaging "game" I have ever played.

    so... no reason to stick just to the bikes, y'all.

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    My life in the land of the rising sun.

    1. Re:on excercising games by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Just so you know what's in the US too, I recently went to our local Scandia (crappy arcade franchise).

      They've got some super-ultra-whatever DanceDanceRevolution. Dunno where it's from. I don't speak furrin.

      They've got ParaParaParadise

      They've got some boxing game (not Fist of the Northern Star. I wish.)

      No drumming.

      And like ten different (lame) alternative-input device games. I guess arcades realized that the only way to make someone pay $1 for a game was to make it something that you couldn't do on your PS2 - which has to be more than just a bigger CPU now... so *everything* is six feet wide, features a chair, and makes you look like a dumbass.

      There was some river rafting game where the whole point was to paddle as fast as possible to avoid some whirlpool... then steer to the next whirlpool. Fun to watch fat kids sweat.

      There was some motion-capture golf game. No stick. You swing your hands as if you were holding a golf club. Seems like that'd be impossible without tactile feedback.

      My favorite will always be the shooters. I try to get my exercise... uh... with my girlfriend.

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      There are no trails. There are no trees out here.
  3. Re:What's up with the name change? by Smidge204 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If he could push the idea of the CueCat as far as it got, blow $185 mil and not lose any sleep over it... maybe he's thinking of becoming a lawyer for the RIAA!

    "Kids, as of this moment, Lionel Hutz no longer exists. Say hello to Miguel Sanchez!"

    Seriously, though. I've got a few of those CueCats. A father of a friend runs a soup kitchen, and I helped hack together a barcoded ID card system to keep track of who visited and how often. Cuecats were perfect because they were free and really easy to write software for!

    Still in service, as far as I know. :)
    =Smidge=

  4. Re:Now we're screwed.... by chimpo13 · · Score: 4, Interesting


    So, the RIAA is finding out about stuff p2p? I hope their lawyers sue them.

    Heaven forbid, I check out a band I haven't heard before I buy their CD.

  5. GEOUrl by zangdesign · · Score: 5, Interesting

    For all you paranoid types out there, this GEOUrl thing is remarkably easy to defeat

    1. don't participate - it ain't mandatory, so you have no reason to bitch.
    2. lie - hell, it could even help. make it look like you live someplace glamorous rather than in the basement of your parent's house in Poughkeepsie.

    I fail to see a problem here.

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    To celebrate the occasion of my 1000th post, I will post no more forever on Slashdot. Goodbye.
  6. Any more still out there? by SomeoneGotMyNick · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I've got a few of those CueCats

    A few? I went into a Radio Shack recently and asked if they still had any cue cats left. I was working on a project idea. They came back with a box of about twenty of them with a requirement that if I want them, I have to take a box of about 30 special TV cables (another DC flop) with them or else it's no deal.

    So I loaded up the back seat with the stuff. Now after spaying a few for use on my home PCs, I still got the rest of them in my basement.

    hehe.... maybe I ought to hold on to them till they become popular on eBay :)

  7. Re:CUECAT by pato+perez · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Actually it was pretty useful--free barcode reader. I cataloged my entire library with it. I scanned each book and used some software I downloaded that looked up each book's barcode on Amazon, Library of Congress, (or other sites) and added it to a database.

  8. Re:pretty tame ego ... by 1984 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    (Not sure how just how much abuse this'll generate, but let's see...)

    So we all hate Bill Gates. Apparently for being ruthlessly successful at exploiting the (fairly) free, capitalist system we all hold dear. We're constantly shocked at the audacity of Microsoft, and Bill is the epitome of the evil that company represents.

    This is a guy who (with his wife) is in the process of donating $24 Billion to good causes. Not frat house good causes, not pussyfooting PC good causes. He has set up a well-run foundation (you know, managment and accountability) to see that money put to use combatting aids in India, that sort of thing.

    $24 Billion is more than most developed countries in the world will put into that sort of work in our lifetimes.

    But we do enjoy banging on that "He tried to squash Netscape!", because that's a) more important and b) surely nothing to do with how we like to run things?

    The wrong place to point it out, maybe, but it's fun to sit back and reflect on the irony sometimes.

  9. Virtual exercise bike at Pro Club in Redmond by virtigex · · Score: 4, Interesting
    The Pro Club in Redmond had a pretty good implementation of an exercise bike linked to one of several "virtual worlds". It was made by Cybex and had a first person (or overhead) display. The worlds were a tropical island, snow scape and an arena with a ball game. Resistance varied depending if you were going up or down hill (or underwater) and there were challenges in the form of races (against AI or linked units) as well as matches for the arena. The arena game had a ball that stuck to the front of your bike and could be fired off with a button into the goal.

    It was pretty absorbing and one could get quite a workout without realizing it. Playing against the AI was tough, since it never got fatigued.

    The games demoed on the Exertris are all 2d and (strangely) oriented left-to-right. Strange, since according to their web site Bill Gates was showcasing them at CES. Obviously he hadn't turned up at his local gym to do some research.

  10. Re:Edison was a jerk by AKnightCowboy · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Well, I know this isn't much help but the History Channel had a nice biography on him. He was a real asshole. If you wanted to work for him you had to sign away all your rights to any patents you develop to him. How do you think he "invented" all that stuff? Hundreds of inventors came to work for him and he ended up patenting THEIR work. Sounds like what the RIAA does today for music artists. He also had a stranglehold on the early motion picture and music industries single handedly. He dictated what could and could not be recorded depending on his personal taste. Oh yea, let's not forget he was almost completely deaf at the time he was doing this. ;-) We see Edison through rose colored glasses as some great inventor the same way kids will see Bill Gates as a great innovator 100 years from now. "Wow, that's the guy who created the computer operating system and made everything friendly right?"

  11. Re:CUECAT by delta407 · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I cataloged my entire library with it. I scanned each book and used some software I downloaded that looked up each book's barcode on Amazon, Library of Congress, (or other sites) and added it to a database.
    Coincidentally, I am currently writing software for a private high school, and the current project is to do exactly that -- make a library system that fetches information from a variety of sources and allows access in a flexible way. (Amazon is used for most info, LoC for LCCN, amazon.co.uk for book cover art -- that's already coded.) Further requirements include complex indexing capabilities (allowing 'sounds like' searching) and lots of other things, most of which are at least partially implemented.

    Oh, and guess what? The school made several stops to various Radio Shacks a few years ago and currently has nine CueCats that they plan to use on the library terminals. Nine. They read Code 128 for free, what more could you want?
  12. Re:pretty tame ego ... by The+Bungi · · Score: 5, Interesting
    You have to understand you're arguing with someone whose understanding of reality is essentially flawed. A post like this one is classic Slashdot - it doesn't get any better than Mr. Twitter here. I mean, right down to the lame sig, right down to the unfettered use of the sad, tired 'M$' acronym and the arguing over a simplistic out of context point when called on their bullshit.

    This could be a discussion about, oh, bio-engineered hamsters or the moons of Neptune, and you'd still get the pathetic Microsoft non-sequitur.

    Why? Because someone with mod points will probably think it's funny.

    BTW, welcome to Slashdot. Or something.

  13. Re:Edison was a jerk by stinky+wizzleteats · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This thread is totally on the money on Edison. There's an ironic twist to the Edison story that bears interestingly in this discussion.

    It seems that Edison owned several patents on the technology behind filmmaking, and exacted brutal licensing on virtually every aspect of the industry. The pressure was so unreasonable that the burgeoning movie industry of the early 20th century was forced out of what was then the center of filmmaking - the east coast. They needed a place to shoot their pirate criminal outlaw movies that was far away from Edison and his patent police. Also important was that they be close to the Mexican border so that they could take their copyright criminal tools out of the country should Edison's goons show up.

    The result? Hollywood, CA. A litle fact I like to remember when they hurl hypocrisy about IP criminals.

  14. Re:Edison was a jerk by blincoln · · Score: 5, Interesting

    it would help many ill-informed people if you would please state your source for this information.

    One of the easiest ways to verify his status as a jerk is to read pretty much any biography of Tesla.

    Tesla invented a ton of technologies that we use everyday, like AC electricity and flourescent lighting. Because he wasn't the greatest businessperson, many of them were stolen by people like Edison (who he worked for briefly).

    Most people think of Edison as a great inventor. I think of him as a thief who was so bent on discrediting Tesla's AC electricity in favour of his own DC that he used it to electrocute a bunch of animals to death on film.

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    "...always new atoms but always doing the same dance, remembering what the dance was yesterday." -Richard Feynman