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When pranksters float your trial balloons for you. ninenet writes "A follow-up on the story posted earlier on Slashdot ... The RIAA has now officially stated that the claims of an elaborate P2P worm are 'a complete hoax.' A story on eWeek quotes an RIAA spokesman as saying, "Someone forwarded the message to us and that was the first we heard or read about it.""
<Location>,<location>,<location > A few days ago, we mentioned the interesting geographic lookup / markup system of GeoURL. Joshua Schachter, the fellow who runs GeoURL (and editor of memepool, to boot), writes with "some responses of mine to comments posted:
Q: "Why not use the WHOIS database for address information?"A: GeoURL is geographic content markup. Nobody cares where your server is - where are YOU? That said, I'm waiting for someone to hook their GPS into their web page and keep GeoURL updated.
This way different URLs can have different coordinates, as well.
Q: "Blah blah blah blah privacy."
A: If you want privacy, don't put your location on your web page.
Q: "You're evil and you're going to steal this information and go private, just like CDDB did."
A: The content is marked up on the pages and not entered into my database. Anyone could easily write a similar service (and I hope they do.)
I plan to create a page containing lessons learned and useful code snippets for other people who would like to implement similar stuff."
Most importantly, I hope this helps the development of distributed speed-trap logging and mapping!
Making this up would be too easy. An anonymous reader writes "Egomaniacal former Dot.Bomb 'entrepreneur' J. Jovan Philyaw has escaped the asylum and is back with even bigger delusions of grandeur. When last we saw him, J.J. was trying to shove the misbegotten :CueCat/:CRQ combination on unsuspecting users. Now, he's apparently writing a couple of books, selling his 'power crystals' that adorned the offices of Digital:Convergence, and changing his name: his sites refer to him now as J. Hutton Pulitzer. Apparently the utter and complete failure of Digital:Convergence (loss of at least $185M) hasn't dented his ego one bit. In his bio, he actually compares himself to Thomas Edison. A hilarious must-read for those who followed the :CueCat debacle (and for those of us who worked there)."
I hope all these things can be adapted for recumbents. Jamie Briant writes: "Saw your update to the slashdot story on games for exercise bikes. I'm a developer for exertris.com that makes a bike with LCD screen built in, which we sell primarily to gyms, but you can buy in the UK at Harrods. We write and tune the games specifically to motivate you to exercise."
next to the guy. Oh my God, I think I Slashdotted the Devil!
Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.
Slashback: :CueCat, Exercise, Wormage :CueCat, the alleged worldwide infestation of file-trading computers with an RIAA-sponsored worm (not true, they say), the privacy implications of GeoURL markup, and more. Read on for the details.
... The RIAA has now officially stated that the claims of an elaborate P2P worm are 'a complete hoax.' A story on eWeek quotes an RIAA spokesman as saying, "Someone forwarded the message to us and that was the first we heard or read about it."" ,, A few days ago, we mentioned the interested geographic lookup / markup system of GeoURL. Joshua Schachter, the fellow who runs GeoURL (and editor of memepool, to boot), writes with "some responses of mine to comments posted:
:CueCat/:CRQ combination on unsuspecting users. Now, he's apparently writing a couple of books, selling his 'power crystals' that adorned the offices of Digital:Convergence, and changing his name: his sites refer to him now as J. Hutton Pulitzer. Apparently the utter and complete failure of Digital:Convergence (loss of at least $185M) hasn't dented his ego one bit. In his bio, he actually compares himself to Thomas Edison. A hilarious must-read for those who followed the :CueCat debacle (and for those of us who worked there)."
:CueCat/:CRQ combination
:CueCat back in 98 I think; came with the issue of Wired Mag. There were some driver issues and it didn't install, so I just threw it in the closet where it still is.
... his sites refer to him now as J. Hutton Pulitzer.
;)
:)
:)
;)
:)
/.er is but I still don't want people to be able to just look at the code of my web pages to find out where I am. Of course they could just look in WHOIS and get pretty close.
:D
:CueCat, the alleged worldwide infestation of file-trading computers with an RIAA-sponsored worm (not true, they say), the privacy implications of GeoURL markup, and more. Read on for the details. ... The RIAA has now officially stated that the claims of an elaborate P2P worm are 'a complete hoax.' A story on eWeek quotes an RIAA spokesman as saying, "Someone forwarded the message to us and that was the first we heard or read about it."" ,, A few days ago, we mentioned the interested geographic lookup / markup system of GeoURL. Joshua Schachter, the fellow who runs GeoURL (and editor of memepool, to boot), writes with "some responses of mine to comments posted:
:CueCat/:CRQ combination on unsuspecting users. Now, he's apparently writing a couple of books, selling his 'power crystals' that adorned the offices of Digital:Convergence, and changing his name: his sites refer to him now as J. Hutton Pulitzer. Apparently the utter and complete failure of Digital:Convergence (loss of at least $185M) hasn't dented his ego one bit. In his bio, he actually compares himself to Thomas Edison. A hilarious must-read for those who followed the :CueCat debacle (and for those of us who worked there)."
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Posted by timothy on Tuesday January 14, @05:59PM
from the bingo-bingo dept.
Slashback tonight brings you updates on the current doings (and name) of J. Jovan Philyaw, the man behind the
When pranksters float your trial balloons for you. ninenet writes "A follow-up on the story posted earlier on Slashdot
Q: "Why not use the WHOIS database for address information?"
A: GeoURL is geographic content markup. Nobody cares where your server is - where are YOU? That said, I'm waiting for someone to hook their GPS into their web page and keep GeoURL updated.
This way different URLs can have different coordinates, as well.
Q: "Blah blah blah blah privacy."
A: If you want privacy, don't put your location on your web page.
Q: "You're evil and you're going to steal this information and go private, just like CDDB did."
A: The content is marked up on the pages and not entered into my database. Anyone could easily write a similar service (and I hope they do.)
I plan to create a page containing lessons learned and useful code snippets for other people who would like to implement similar stuff."
Most importantly, I hope this helps the development of distributed speed-trap logging and mapping!
Making this up would be too easy. An anonymous reader writes "Egomaniacal former Dot.Bomb 'entrepreneur' J. Jovan Philyaw has escaped the asylum and is back with even bigger delusions of grandeur. When last we saw him, J.J. was trying to shove the misbegotten
I hope all these things can be adapted for recumbents. Jamie Briant writes: "Saw your update to the slashdot story on games for exercise bikes. I'm a developer for exertris.com that makes a bike with LCD screen built in, which we sell primarily to gyms, but you can buy in the UK at Harrods. We write and tune the games specifically to motivate you to exercise."
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on Tuesday January 14, @06:22PM (#5084539)
I got my
In fact, here's a picture [66.186.8.206] to prove I was part of the moron revolution.
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second post (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday January 14, @06:03PM (#5084427)
second post
pimp them bitches
http://goatse.cx/
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haiku (Score:4, Funny)
by bobtheprophet (587843) on Tuesday January 14, @06:03PM (#5084430)
(Last Journal: Friday January 03, @01:11AM)
So, no more lawsuits [slashdot.org]
but instead there will be worms
From bad to evil.
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Now we're screwed.... (Score:5, Funny)
by reaper20 (23396) on Tuesday January 14, @06:04PM (#5084432)
(http://www.whiprush.org/)
"Someone forwarded the message to us and that was the first we heard or read about it."
"Thanks for the idea though!"
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Re:Now we're screwed.... (Score:2)
by chimpo13 (471212) on Tuesday January 14, @06:21PM (#5084537)
(http://www.nokilli.com/)
So, the RIAA is finding out about stuff p2p? I hope their lawyers sue them.
Heaven forbid, I check out a band I haven't heard before I buy their CD.
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Actually, comparing himself to Thomas Edison (Score:2, Insightful)
by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday January 14, @06:04PM (#5084436)
Might be apt if you're not a fan of his (and many of us aren't). He did have a way of stealing ideas and claiming them as his own. He was just a really good marketer.
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Re:Actually, comparing himself to Thomas Edison (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday January 14, @06:23PM (#5084547)
I bet you're one of those freakaoids who think the good ole darkies invented everything and mean whitey stole it from them. Aren't you?
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Re:Actually, comparing himself to Thomas Edison (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday January 14, @06:29PM (#5084576)
No, just a fan of Tesla.
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What's up with the name change? (Score:3, Funny)
by rgarcia (319304) on Tuesday January 14, @06:05PM (#5084442)
"J. Jovan Philyaw
Might as well have changed it to Max Power
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Re:What's up with the name change? (Score:2)
by Smidge204 (605297) on Tuesday January 14, @06:20PM (#5084531)
If he could push the idea of the CueCat as far as it got, blow $185 mil and not lose any sleep over it... maybe he's thinking of becoming a lawyer for the RIAA!
"Kids, as of this moment, Lionel Hutz no longer exists. Say hello to Miguel Sanchez!"
Seriously, though. I've got a few of those CueCats. A father of a friend runs a soup kitchen, and I helped hack together a barcoded ID card system to keep track of who visited and how often. Cuecats were perfect because they were free and really easy to write software for!
Still in service, as far as I know.
=Smidge=
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Re:What's up with the name change? (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday January 14, @06:26PM (#5084563)
I use mine to keep my library straight. Scan the barcode and bingo, title, author, year published, and MSRP
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Re:What's up with the name change? (Score:2)
by Otter (3800) on Tuesday January 14, @06:29PM (#5084577)
(Last Journal: Tuesday January 14, @04:25PM)
Might as well have changed it to Max Power
Awwww, I've been frantically googling for the list of names that Homer requested before the judge gave him the only one he spelled correctly. It's episode AABF09 ("Homer to the Max") but none of the databases have the names.
Anyone from alt.nerd.obsessive willing to step up to the challenge? I know one was Handsome J. Wonderful, or something like that.
Speaking of which, I better get out of here if I'm going to watch the 7:30 Simpsons tonight...
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Who in blazes named that company? (Score:4, Funny)
by FurryFeet (562847) on Tuesday January 14, @06:06PM (#5084444)
the utter and complete failure of Digital:Convergence
Now, how the heck do you say that? "Digital Colon Convergence"?
Kinda makes you cringe. I wonder how many investors thought their money was going to some kind of medical equipment company ("Yeah, Jack, that Q-CAT is even better than normal CATs, it uses that internet thingy that is so hot right now").
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Re:Who in blazes named that company? (Score:3, Funny)
by frank_adrian314159 (469671) on Tuesday January 14, @06:13PM (#5084492)
(http://www.ancar.org/)
"Digital Colon Convergence"?
I dunno... Seems better than Digital Colon Divergence [goatse.cx]!
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Re:Who in blazes named that company? (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday January 14, @06:17PM (#5084515)
Don't click on that link. It's goatse.cx. (Really, really nice that Slashdot can tell you the domain of a link before you click on it.
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Digital Colon Convergence (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday January 14, @06:15PM (#5084502)
Now, how the heck do you say that? "Digital Colon Convergence"?
I'm sure I saw that one on www.stileproject.com.
-ccm
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RIAA worm...hoax? (Score:1)
by bobtheprophet (587843) on Tuesday January 14, @06:06PM (#5084447)
(Last Journal: Friday January 03, @01:11AM)
They say it's all a joke
A complete falsification
But if they wouldn't say that regardless of truth
they'd fall short of my expectations.
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RIAA and Outlook (Score:1)
by Foxxz (106642) on Tuesday January 14, @06:06PM (#5084449)
(http://foxxz.net)
"Someone forwarded the message to us and that was the first we heard or read about it."
And of course in that message they opened in Outlook contained a virus that began to "infect" the "napster bombs" they send out which in turn infect illegally traded mp3s and infect 95% of a p2p network. The plot thickens...
-Foxxz
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paranoia (Score:1)
by dirvish (574948) on Tuesday January 14, @06:06PM (#5084450)
(http://3fingersalute.net/ | Last Journal: Monday October 07, @12:36PM)
I am less paranoid than I imagine the average
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I've said it before, I'll say it again.. (Score:5, Funny)
by Anonvmous Coward (589068) on Tuesday January 14, @06:07PM (#5084452)
"I'm a developer for exertris.com that makes a bike with LCD screen built in, which we sell primarily to gyms, but you can buy in the UK at Harrods. We write and tune the games specifically to motivate you to exercise."
Make it display porn! I'm not kidding! Imagine the effect this would have on our lives!
"Wow, he's cute! He must view porn a lot."
Hurry up, Diet Coke has utterly failed me.
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Re:I've said it before, I'll say it again.. (Score:2)
by Mac Degger (576336) on Tuesday January 14, @06:11PM (#5084479)
(Last Journal: Tuesday January 14, @06:16PM)
Sore crotches, would be my guess...
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Re:I've said it before, I'll say it again.. (Score:2, Funny)
by john_is_war (310751) on Tuesday January 14, @06:20PM (#5084532)
Yeah, except it's pretty difficult to do that on an excercise bike. And if one does, they'd probably fall of the back and break something... then they'll learn there lesson as well
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Re:I've said it before, I'll say it again.. (Score:2)
by Anonvmous Coward (589068) on Tuesday January 14, @06:26PM (#5084565)
" And if one does, they'd probably fall of the back and break something... "
They won't fall. Assuming the the porn's decent, they'll have a kickstand!
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In case of Slashdotting (Score:0, Offtopic)
by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday January 14, @06:07PM (#5084454)
Slashback tongiht brings you updates on the current doings (and name) of J. Jovan Philyaw, the man behind the
When pranksters float your trial balloons for you. ninenet writes "A follow- up on the story posted earlier on Slashdot
Q: "Why not use the WHOIS database for address information?"
A: GeoURL is geographic content markup. Nobody cares where your server is - where are YOU? That said, I'm waiting for someone to hook their GPS into their web page and keep GeoURL updated.
This way different URLs can have different coordinates, as well.
Q: "Blah blah blah blah privacy."
A: If you want privacy, don't put your location on your web page.
Q: "You're evil and you're going to steal this information and go private, just like CDDB did."
A: The content is marked up on the pages and not entered into my database. Anyone could easily write a similar service (and I hope they do.)
I plan to create a page containing lessons learned and useful code snippets for other people who would like to implement similar stuff."
Most importantly, I hope this helps the development of distributed speed-trap logging and mapping!
Making this up would be too easy. An anonymous reader writes "Egomaniacal former Dot.Bomb 'entrepreneur' J. Jovan Philyaw has escaped the asylum and is back with even bigger delusions of grandeur. When last we saw him, J.J. was trying to shove the misbegotten
I hope all these things can be adapted for recumbents. Jamie Briant writes: "Saw your update to the slashdot story on games for exercise bikes. I'm a developer for exertris.com that makes a bike with LCD screen built in, which we sell primarily to gyms, but you can buy in the UK at Harrods. We write and tune the games specifically to motivate you to exercise."
Slashdot Login Nickname: Password: [ Create a new account ] Related Links story posted earlier on Slashdot story on eWeek geographic lookup / markup system of GeoURL
FP! (Score:-1, Offtopic) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday January 14, @07:01PM (#5084410)
FP Lusers!
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CUECAT (Score:0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday January 14, @07:02PM (#5084417) heh, it couldve been awesome if it wasnt meant to track what people bought
[ Reply to This ] second post (Score:-1, Offtopic) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday January 14, @07:03PM (#5084427)
second post pimp them bitches http://goatse.cx/ [ Reply to This ]
haiku (Score:1) by bobtheprophet (587843) on Tuesday January 14, @07:03PM (#5084430) (Last Journal: Friday January 03, @02:11AM) So, no more lawsuits [slashdot.org] but instead there will be worms From bad to evil.
[ Reply to This ] Now we're screwed.... (Score:2) by reaper20 (23396) on Tuesday January 14, @07:04PM (#5084432) (http://www.whiprush.org/) "Someone forwarded the message to us and that was the first we heard or read about it." "Thanks for the idea though!"
[ Reply to This ] Actually, comparing himself to Thomas Edison (Score:0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday January 14, @07:04PM (#5084436) Might be apt if you're not a fan of his (and many of us aren't). He did have a way of stealing ideas and claiming them as his own. He was just a really good marketer. [ Reply to This ] If I were a grave-digger or even a hangman, there are some people I could work for with a great deal of enjoyment. -- Douglas Jerrold
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Re:In case of Slashdotting (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday January 14, @06:12PM (#5084484)
STOP THAT STOP THAT STOP THAT STOP THAT!!!!!
I was the first to mirror slashdot on slashdot in case of slashdotting, and you must display
(c)2002 CJEnt
at the bottem if you want to do it.
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Re:In case of Slashdotting (Score:2)
by caluml (551744) on Tuesday January 14, @06:13PM (#5084497)
(http://gatekeeper.umtstrial.co.uk/~c
hehe
One of the more creative AC trolls...
At least, I've not seen it done before...
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you're new here (Score:1)
by SweetAndSourJesus (555410) on Tuesday January 14, @06:16PM (#5084510)
(http://www.hotnutmac...nding/hot-nut
aren't you?
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POST HERE IF YOU LOVE JESUS! (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday January 14, @06:07PM (#5084456)
I love Jesus! If you love Jesus, post here too!
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Sure (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday January 14, @06:13PM (#5084496)
I love Jesus.
Don't we all?
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Re:POST HERE IF YOU LOVE JESUS! (Score:2)
by Znonymous Coward (615009) on Tuesday January 14, @06:27PM (#5084569)
(Last Journal: Friday December 06, @11:24AM)
Save me Jeebus!
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well... (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday January 14, @06:08PM (#5084460)
We write and tune the games specifically to motivate you to exercise."
a banana on a string would motivate me.
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the bio (Score:5, Interesting)
by Twirlip of the Mists (615030) on Tuesday January 14, @06:09PM (#5084470)
(Last Journal: Saturday January 11, @12:00PM)
Don't bother clicking, y'all. This bozo doesn't deserve the notoriety that a good Slashdotting would bring. Here's the funniest part, smart quotes endumbened but all typos left intact. Just look upon his works, ye mighty, and despair:
Who Is J. Hutton Pulitzer?
J. Hutton Pulitzer is one of the most prolific independent Inventors of modern times and of the new millennium. His obvious "Invention and Passion Gene" seems to date back to his Royal German Ancestry as early as 1492 in the development of what is now modern Germany. Known for being "ahead of his time" in vision, thought and product development. J. Hutton has created many "first". One notable being the first syndicated television program in the world to combine simultaneous broadcast via Television, Radio and the Internet. His highly rated, award winning and acclaimed program, Net Talk Live!, which broadcast a record 245 original episodes, created a network of over 700 TV stations (ABC, NBC, FOX, CBS, WB and many Independent stations) and 200 radio stations-- Coast To Coast! In a format that is now copied by all the major networks, J. Hutton's show was broadcast to over 1.5 million TV homes worldwide on cable and broadcast television. His creation paved the way to the integration of various broadcast mediums around one syndicated theme. A sought after public speaker and industry trade writer, J. Hutton Pulitzer has presented his teachings to audiences as large as 45,000 and he has been guest lecturer and featured speaker/panelist at such prestigious educational institutions as Harvard Business School, Stanford University, The Cato Institute, University of Michigan, University of Texas, The C.E.O.'s Roundtable and corporations such as American Airlines, Radio Shack, Microsoft, NBC, Merrill Lynch, Bear Stearns and many others.
I weep for the Republic.
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spoken like a true american (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday January 14, @06:16PM (#5084506)
only a wacko like him would be an American right ?
i guess thats what happens when you have a nations children reared on drugs [cnn.com]
expect more to come
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Why are we even giving cuecat joker publicity ? (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday January 14, @06:12PM (#5084485)
No such thing as bad publicity right ?
Crystals ? next we will be having weird sects on global TV claiming they have cloned babies....
oh wait....nevermind
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on excercising games (Score:3, Interesting)
by lingqi (577227) on Tuesday January 14, @06:13PM (#5084491)
(Last Journal: Monday January 13, @08:16PM)
So... besides the tried and true DanceDanceRevolution (and all its spinoffs - the korean versions seems the hardest so far), there are many others nowadays. (and have been)
For those who complains that there is insufficient stuff for your hands to do because "nobody dances like that", there is also ParaParaParadise or somesuch that focuses on the hands. If you follow *exactly* what the person do onscreen, it actually gets pretty fancy.
Moreover, in Japan I have seen some boxing games where you would put on a pair of gloves and hit targets as they come up; at least one of them is themed after "Fist of the Northern Star." Also gives you quite a cardiovascular workout after a while.
Then we have the horse-riding ones... While looking silly, those gets tiring!
Another "all the rage" game is a drumming one. The Playstation version is not so tiring, but in the arcade with big drums and relatively heavy sticks, they can get interesting mighty quick (since for fast tracks you have to accelerate a fairly massy stick to the drum at high frequency).
In ESPN-zone in downtown Chicago, there is also a rock-climbing thingy. Nobody can afford one on their own, but that's probably the most physically engaging "game" I have ever played.
so... no reason to stick just to the bikes, y'all.
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I've seen that GeoURL in action... (Score:1)
by Goldberg's Pants (139800) on Tuesday January 14, @06:13PM (#5084493)
(Last Journal: Thursday October 03, @03:07PM)
I went to a site that had that running and it told me where I was. Except it was HUGELY wrong. It told me I live somewhere that's a good 5 hour drive (and that's at illegal speeds) from where I am.
Hey, moron, it's called JPEG. Some people...