Wireless Internet Launched on Lufthansa FRA - IAD
JpMaxMan writes "On flight LH 418 from Frankfurt, Germany, to Washington, DC, Lufthansa AG began on Wednesday a three-month trial for a new
onboard wireless broadband service
that allows travelers to connect to the Internet some 10,000 meters in the sky."
1. in soviet russia, airplane slashdots YOU!
2. build a beowolf cluster
3. there's no step 3
4. ??
5. Profit!!
flight attendant: Would you like some peanuts?
passenger: I think you should work on your pronounciation.
flight attendant: Would you like some peanuts?
passenger: Are you a cross-dresser? I thought you were a woman.
flight attendant: Would you like a pillow?
passenger: How about just the pillowcase?
flight attendant: Are you Mr. John Holmes?
John Holmes: Yes I am. How did you know?
flight attendant: You keep hitting the flight attendant call button.
flight attendant: In the event of water sports, your seat cushion can be used as a flagellation device.
Last word: cockpit
If tits were wings it'd be flying around.