DMCA Invoked Against Garage Door Openers
boijames writes "In the latest bit of DMCA lunacy, copyright guru David Nimmer turned me
onto a case that his firm is defending, where a garage door opener
company (The Chamberlain Group) has leveled a DMCA claim (among other
claims) against the maker of universal garage door remotes (Skylink)."
the DCMA should be invoke against as much ridiculus things as possible.
that way maybe legislators and voters will see the lunacy in all its perverted glory.
in Soviet Russia the DCMA invokes YOU.
The sillier the lawsuits are, the faster the public (& politicians) will see the law needs revision.
Jaysyn
There is a war going on for your mind.
If universal tv remote manufacturers are next on the list to be hit by the DMCA
This is only really useful now because there was no real legal teeth for this sort of thing in copyright law until the DMCA. It specifically references technological issues, it is vague as to what it covers, and it carries criminal penelties.
Look for more patent style/interoperability contests to be faught through the DMCA.
There is nothing so silly as other peoples traditions, and nothing so sacred as our own.
I own a garage. It has a door.
I own an opener for that door. I even own the remote.
By, "I own", I mean it's my property -- it's not like I'm in some strange "leasing" arrangement, where, say, I need to ask permission from the last person who owned the garage door if it's OK now to open it on up.
See, it's mine. I can do with it what I want. If the guy who sold me the door says I can't do what I want with it, I say, he shouldn't have taken my credit card. It's not his property anymore, it's mine.
And if he says the door was his idea, his "intellectual property", I'll kindly point out that, er, that's nice, see that door? It's my door. Not your door. My door. My very nice door, sure -- great ideas behind it, I don't usually buy products with crappy ideas behind them. I think the goodness of the idea was inherent in me providing that money the guy so happily accepted.
So, er, bugger off.
Ah, now it comes time to paint the door. Excuse me. Paint *my* door. What the hell? There's some "anti-stick" teflon coating on my door?
It's illegal for me to remove this stuff? Isn't it mine?
I'm supposed to buy a new door, whole new color? But I already own a door, and the paint on that door. Isn't it all mine?
If I remove the surface, I go to jail?
If someone removes *my* Teflon (I may not want it, but I sure got it -- sort of like excessive packaging) and paint *my* door the color *I* want it, *I've* got a cellmate?
Now how exactly is this door mine?
And if I don't really own the door, do they really own the money I paid for it with?
I bet if I move, I have to burn the door down and leave the next owner to buy one of their own...
Yours Truly,
Dan Kaminsky
DoxPara Research
http://www.doxpara.com
I think it's becoming a rule that the DMCA is used whenever the original company does something really stupid.