Brain Surgery Robot Running Linux
hherb writes "Singapore has developed a robotic brain surgeon. The interesting bit: based on a Linux platform. Well, what else? Who in his right mind would like to have his brain fondled by a MS product?"
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Yeah, Linux never ever screws up, especially whilst doing brain surgery.
Who in his right mind would like to have his brain fondled by a MS product?
During surgery:
"Doctor, someones hacked into the robot!"
"Damn! Did anyone remember to install the latest 42 security updates to Windows?"
"Oops, sorry doctor..."
"Argh! They've taken over the robot! Qucik unplug it now..."
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!
"He's dead, Jim!"
For more cookie-cutter responses (i.e. "Micro$oft sux! LOL!), please search for any recent M$ article, look for the highest-modded wisecracks from that article, copy and paste to a post in this thread!
Instant Karma!
Instant karma's gonna get you.
Gonna knock you right on your head
One day you will find you are starving
and eating all of the words you just said.
Oops. Mixed up Lennon and DiFranco there. Sorry.
We're sorry ma'am, your husband died on the table, the windows update dioloug came up and the whole thing crashed, i was sure i had it set to remind me later in 3 days....
"Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus Rex."