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Dissecting the Roomba

WannaGeek writes "Jake Luck and John Ioannidis have dissected a Roomba for your educational pleasure. Just the basics, but important information on how to kill a Roomba if you get trapped in a sci-fi horror flick with one threatening to suck up your breakfast."

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  1. Friday night by Amsterdam+Vallon · · Score: 5, Funny

    And a bunch of lonely geeks are reading about getting inside something that's known for sucking really well.

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  2. Isn't this old news? by Arcaeris · · Score: 4, Funny

    "important information on how to kill a Roomba"

    I thought we already acquired this vital information circa 1985? You just jump in the air and stomp on it. Or spit fireballs. Or get a starm... ohhhh Roomba.

    Well, I guess those three techniques still work.

  3. Whew..... by cybermace5 · · Score: 4, Funny

    important information on how to kill a Roomba if you get trapped in a sci-fi horror flick with one threatening to suck up your breakfast.

    I'll remember that, next time that happens. Though, if it's a typical sci-fi/horror flick, my breakfast would be trying to eat me anyway.

    The best way to kill one, though, would be to make a little trail of dirt that it follows around a corner, where you are waiting with a sledgehammer....

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  4. Re:In case you were wondering... by Rojo^ · · Score: 4, Funny

    The cool part about the Roombas is, once you have dissected it and put it back together, you have a handy vacuum cleaner to pick up all the left over screws. . .

    "Honey, I don't think you were supposed to have all that left over."

    "Nonsense! The company included those for demonstration. Watch."

    *clack clack clack fzzzt!*

    Umm, maybe it wouldn't be such a bad idea to bookmark the Roomba anatomy site.

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  5. So... by NeuroManson · · Score: 4, Funny

    What happens when you overclock a Roomb- Whoops! There goes the cat!

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  6. When Roomba's Revolt? by imag0 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Must be serendipity when you have two Slashdot articles, one on dissecting a poor, hapless appliance and one right under it covering when the puny humans pay for their transgressions

  7. smart roomba? by jdkane · · Score: 4, Funny

    A Roomba is great until it gets stuck behind your computer desk or wrapped up in something. Might as well get a puppy.