Posted by
ryuzaki0
on from the more-fun-than-vacuuming dept.
WannaGeek writes "Jake Luck and John Ioannidis have dissected a Roomba for your educational pleasure. Just the basics, but important information on how to kill a Roomba if you get trapped in a sci-fi horror flick with one threatening to suck up your breakfast."
Re:In case you were wondering...
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Anonymous Coward
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The Roomba is awesome. I have one of those little buggers vaccuuming up my living room carpet right now. My 2 cats don't really like it, they bat at it if it gets too close. It moves slowly enough around the room, though, that it doesn't actually ever run over the cats (which is good I guess:)).
Also, I had a bad diarrhea one day and i was in school so i didn't want to take a crap coz all the stalls in school were dirty. Anyway, because i was afraid to catch any disease from the toilets in school, I decided to take capsules of Immodium. If you do not know what Immodium is, it is a drug that you take to make wet shit hard again. After I drank the capsules, I felt better again not knowing that I just got OD'd on the drug. What happened was that I wasn't able to take a crap for 1 and a half weeks because the capsules turned my shit into stone. Because this was getting too painful for my asshole, I decided to go to the doctor to get advice. I didn't just get advice, I also had the doctor slicing my butthole open with a scalpel to let the damn rock hard piece of shit out of my ass. Oucccch!!!!!!!
So when I got home, I had really loose bowels, and it was hard to hold it. I lost control a few times before I made it to the bathroom, and I had some stains on the floor. But you know what? The Roomba cleaned it up like a champ! Two thumbs up from me!
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Also, I had a bad diarrhea one day and i was in school so i didn't want to take a crap coz all the stalls in school were dirty. Anyway, because i was afraid to catch any disease from the toilets in school, I decided to take capsules of Immodium. If you do not know what Immodium is, it is a drug that you take to make wet shit hard again. After I drank the capsules, I felt better again not knowing that I just got OD'd on the drug. What happened was that I wasn't able to take a crap for 1 and a half weeks because the capsules turned my shit into stone. Because this was getting too painful for my asshole, I decided to go to the doctor to get advice. I didn't just get advice, I also had the doctor slicing my butthole open with a scalpel to let the damn rock hard piece of shit out of my ass. Oucccch!!!!!!!
So when I got home, I had really loose bowels, and it was hard to hold it. I lost control a few times before I made it to the bathroom, and I had some stains on the floor. But you know what? The Roomba cleaned it up like a champ! Two thumbs up from me!