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Web Site Sues Annoying Pest Troll

kongjie writes "Cleveland's The Plain Dealer has a story in the business section about a pest-control web site that is suing someone who obviously has a particular bone to pick with exterminators: he is accused of being a "troll" who "constantly leaving obnoxious and offensive messages" on their pest-control bulletin board. The suit is for $5,000 and is for "violations of the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act.""

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  1. Let's hope this never happens here! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can see Slashdot's new business model...

    1. Re:Let's hope this never happens here! by mickwd · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...but they'll need to roll a cool troll toll tool.

  2. Watch out slashdot trolls!!! by CoolVibe · · Score: 3, Funny
    You might be next...

    (just kidding...)

    1. Re:Watch out slashdot trolls!!! by stratjakt · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think one could successfully argue in court that Slashdot serves no function except for trolls to flex their creative muscles.

      It would be like Chuck E Cheese suing little kids for peeing in the balls.

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  3. Are you not entertained? by DasAlbatross · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think sterner measures need to be taken. Such as having spammers and trolls fight to the death in a pit for our amusement.

  4. How sad/non-existent is your life? by mellonhead · · Score: 5, Funny


    That you've resorted to trolling a pest-control web site?

  5. In other news by Amsterdam+Vallon · · Score: 4, Funny

    Jon Katz, a freelance writer and dog enthusiast, was arrested and jailed with no bail for attempting to delete an old work of his that falls under the new anti-troll act.

    If found guilty, his punishment could range anywhere from a fine of $500 to a sentence of 2 years of jail time during which he would be forced to read his old Slashdot articles 8 hours a day, Monday through Friday, until released.

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  6. How sad/non-existent is your life? by SweetAndSourJesus · · Score: 2, Funny

    That you've resorted to trolling a geek news web site?

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  7. new slashdot business model, step 2 filled in by StandardDeviant · · Score: 3, Funny

    1. build popular website, attracting many thousands of trolls
    2. sue trolls, total=$5k*(number of trolls)
    3. profit!!!

  8. Re:fp [you are in for it now!] by saskboy · · Score: 2, Funny

    "first psot!"

    For your failure, and your troll, you now owe /. 5000 clams. Best pay up before they exterminate you.

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  9. Re:Somewhere....Taco Smiles and Rubs His Chin by YellowSnow · · Score: 2, Funny

    Which chin? I'm sure he's got several

  10. IN SOVIET RUSSIA... by Lethyos · · Score: 2, Funny

    Trolls sue YOU!

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  11. Re:What ever happened to free speech? by blue+trane · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why don't they just use moderation, like slashdot and kuro5hin do?